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When an alligator is better at capturing criminals than police officers...
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That's not how this works, ma'am.
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Totally missed the part in Star Wars where Darth Vader becomes a thief. Which episode was that?
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What? How? No, really?!
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Floridians have weird hobbies.
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When in doubt, start chomping at your phalanges.
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I know what excuse I'm using to get out of work next week.
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Stealing identities is one thing but URINE. Nah.
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This monkey clearly gives no fucks.
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What even, Florida? Why are you the way you are?
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You could've hidden behind your five fingers and that would've been more acceptable than a dryer, sir.
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When your mama's cooking is terrible.
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If you don't have enough reasons to stay away from Florida, here's another.
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And finally, look at this guy jump over a DRAWBRIDGE with his vehicle.
