1.Unlike your fellow humans who suffer from resting bitchface or resting niceface, you were blessed with a completely different facial problem: resting sadface. 😞😔😣
2.It all began when you made your way through the birth canal with a less than enthused expression on your face.
3.All day, every day you look like you're disinterested in the things happening around you.
4.Rarely does a day go by that someone doesn't feel the need to ask you about your well-being.
5.That said, people begin to behave extremely cautious around you, for fear that they'll hurt your feelings.
6.When you actually are sad and going through something, no one seems to pick up on that.
7.There are no less than 10 people, and I'm not exaggerating, who take it upon themselves to "make you feel better" each day.
8.The most common question you get is, "What's wrong?!"
9.You're also told to "cheer up" and "smile" a lot, which is weird because it's a proven thing that just because you smile all the time does not mean you're happy.
10.Also, since your buccal muscles are literally never used, it can be quite weird when you actually smile.
11.You obviously know you look sad, but you've often wondered how other people see you because their reactions to your face are so alarming.
12.You've probably given yourself a few nicknames — "Dark cloud" and "Killjoy" are chief among them.
13.You've been told you run the risk of your face being permanently "stuck" on sad, but would that really be such a bad thing?
14.When it comes to people, there are two distinct groups: those who want nothing to do with you...
15....and then there are those who won't leave you alone at all, which in all honesty, is just as annoying.
16.It would be a relief if you could yell from the top of your lungs that you're actually chill, good, gucci, feeling splendid, etc.
17.However, despite all of the badgering that comes with your naturally sullen face, it does feel great to know people actually care about you.
