I Am Chronically On Black Twitter, So Please Enjoy My Favorite Tweets From Last Week

"Donald Trump you were in the bottom two this week and your photos were not good. But I can tell you’re going places. Just not with us. I’m sorry but you are no longer in the running toward becoming America’s Next Top Model."

Hello everyone, my name is Michaela! If you clicked on this post, then you, too, are chronically on Black Twitter. It's officially the start of the week, which means it's time to sit back, relax, and scroll with me as we recap the funniest tweets since last Monday. From Donald Trump's mugshot to SZA's "Snooze" music video, let's get into it:

HBO / Via giphy.com

1. It's a #justice summer, ya'll!

WHIP OUT THE T SHIRT PRESSES https://t.co/9cgwBviMnE

— Mel (@TheBaddestMitch) August 25, 2023

Twitter: @TheBaddestMitch / @santonio_

2. Ms. Tyra Banks would not approve:

Donald Trump you were in the bottom two this week and your photos were not good. But I can tell you’re going places. Just not with us. I’m sorry but you are no longer in the running towards becoming America’s Next Top Model pic.twitter.com/dFDRWRZwHq

— Meech (@MediumSizeMeech) August 25, 2023

@MediumSizeMeech

3. No words for this guy.

He definitely asks for mild at Popeyes. https://t.co/rPoCgmLMH8

— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) August 24, 2023

@Phil_Lewis / @jemelehill

4. The ATL never disappoints:

Well played, Atlanta. 👏 pic.twitter.com/dxsz2cVOeJ

— BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ (@mmpadellan) August 27, 2023

Twitter: @mmpadellan

5. We are all JT from City Girls, am I right?

me sneaking a pic of my man while he sleep so i can send it to the gc pic.twitter.com/3fQKr3X39g

— PYPER🫐 (@badbbyaera) August 22, 2023

@badbbyaera / @thegirljt via IG stories / Via instagram.com

6. Unproblematic queens!

Mac and the yams touching again https://t.co/h0XAd8LKlO

— Aisha (@AishaaaMarie) August 27, 2023

Twitter : @VictoriaMonet /@AishaaaMarie / Via Twitter: @VictoriaMonet

7. You're not catching Sha'Carri, so I guess you'd be out of luck!

Imagine dating Sha’Carri Richardson and she run off with your phone 😂😂

— 🦋 (@t_sadiity) August 26, 2023

Twitter: @t_sadiity

NBC Sports / Via giphy.com

8. This looks like a photo you would take at a gender reveal with the background of a romance novel.

nicki minaj unveils the cover of her up-coming album pic.twitter.com/rSh2rmaWp2

— ρ︎.☆ (fan)ᴺᴹ (@PINKBAWBlE) August 22, 2023

@PINKBAWBIE

9. Even the Queen needs a day off.

I wonder if Beyoncé be ready to get off work like the rest of us.

— BlogChell (@b0mbchell_) August 26, 2023

Twitter: @b0mbchell_

10. "And you would do it, too, for a check!"

Them: Girl they paying $50 an hour to drive busses!!!

Me on my first day: pic.twitter.com/5rx32Rgf7U

— JAY JAY 🩵 (@Jameca2011) August 23, 2023

Twitter: @Jameca2011

11. "Honey, I'm a mother!"

she said https://t.co/mEErRi9VhT pic.twitter.com/SCdfwGZuzA

— RK Jackson | Atlanta 🛸 (@theerkj) August 23, 2023

@Kollinbenson_ / @theerkj / Marvel

12. Doing TikTok dances to "Nobody's Supposed to Be Here" is wild.

Debrah Cox ain’t said nothin in this song that require all this LMAOO pic.twitter.com/0l5ts154FS

— Kellyn (@kellyndyann) August 24, 2023

@kellyndyann / @qteezy_vibezzz via TikTok / Via tiktok.com

13. So, apparently the sound completely cut out at Beyoncé's Arizona show and she walked off stage:

beyoncé backstage tryna get this shit back running up: pic.twitter.com/rD4eT4C6aT

— Tyler Carey SAW BEYONCÉ 7/17/23!!!! (@mimiscataIog) August 25, 2023

@mimiscatalog / @ChaseHolt via Facebook

14. Painfully tight.

this how tight my money is rn😂😂🤣 pic.twitter.com/v91BNYmIPq

— solé (@layxsnv) August 24, 2023

Twitter: @layxsnv

15. Seriously, though, where's the album?

maybe drake’s dogs got the album

— SK⚡️ (@raptalksk) August 25, 2023

@raptalksk

16. SZA and Bieber as love interests wasn't on my 2023 bingo card...

sza casting justin bieber in the snooze music video
pic.twitter.com/SqCTh113FX

— confidence activist (@sicksadchris) August 25, 2023

@sicksadchris / Atlantic Records / Via youtube.com

17. And finally, SZA really said, "Matter fact, where's everybody from?"

sza in the snooze mv pic.twitter.com/9uwtUZFTz5

— ✵ | EXISTance. (@fckyoulisa) August 25, 2023

@fckyoulisa / Freeform

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