1. Baby
You know, for if it is a very young horse. You might say it is a baby horse. That is a thing you might say.
2. Tall
Horses are sometimes taller than people. A person who is smaller than a horse might say that the horse is tall. Or someone who is very familiar with horse sizes mights see a larger than average horse and call that horse tall. Also, wikianswers says that horses are measured in units of "hands" which is funny because people are often measured in units of "feet" and those are both extremities on the human body. Fun fact.
3. Brown
Some horses are this colour. Brown I mean.
4. Jaunty
Webster's dictionary defines "Jaunty" as:
jaun·ty adjective \ˈjȯn-tē, ˈjän-\
: lively in manner or appearance : having or suggesting a lively and confident quality
jaun·ti·er jaun·ti·est
Full Definition of JAUNTY
1
archaic
a : stylish
b : genteel
2
: sprightly in manner or appearance : lively
— jaun·ti·ly adverb
— jaun·ti·ness noun
Examples of JAUNTY
He struck a jaunty pose for the camera.
She was wearing a jaunty white cap.
Origin of JAUNTY
modification of French gentil
First Known Use: 1662
And that could describe a horse maybe. I don't know why this text is blue.
5. Pale
This is from the Bible.
6. Depressed
Hey Mr. Horse, why the long face? Hahaha!
Oh, I didn't know. Clinical, hey? Are you taking anything for that? I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry.
7. Rick's
What if a guy named Rick owned a horse? You'd probably describe it as Rick's horse, because that takes the fewest words.
8. Lazy
A horse might not have the same work ethic as other horses, and that would be a lazy horse. Or maybe the horse is black and you are making a racist joke with a friend because you are a terrible racist. I would much prefer the former to the latter, to be honest. I do not think you should be a racist person, to horses or people.
9. Fast
Some horses run very quickly and more quickly than most other horses. A lot of these words are comparative and this is no exception!
10. Sexy
Maybe you're a weird dude. If you're a certain type of weird, you might use this word to describe a horse. What I am doing here is called "kink shaming" which is usually bad, but do you know what else is bad? Bestiality. The Bible says that.
11. Big
Basically the same as tall.
12. Twelfth
There have been eleven horses before this horse, it is the twelfth one! There maybe more horses afterward, but that does not alter in any way this horse's entrenched position as the twelfth of however many horses there are.
13. Jovial
If you meet a horse and walk away thinking, "What a delightful fellow. I hope I run into that horse again sometime," you have just met a jovial horse.
14. Ripped
Share This Article
