You're battling mutated apes while Billy’s busy making kids. Making kids in a tent! Now you know why he needs help to save the world…
Turns out the mom who says she gave her 8-year-old daughter Botox beauty treatments doesn't actually live in San Francisco.
Genetically modified soya and maize have been removed from all food products served in the employee cafeteria.
Charlie Sheen always WINS! Turds, trolls, clowns and fools are no match for a hero with tiger blood on a mercury surfboard. Ready to live in Sheen's world? Then you better be ready to WIN! Turn up the volume for maximum win!
Residents are upset, kids confused after a wayward deer that wandered into a yard is shot 7 times.
"...not only has Vick not served one minute in prison for animal cruelty, he was far more cruel to his dogs than most of his defenders seem to realize."