"Summer House: Martha's Vineyard" Is Here, And We Are Eating It UP!

    The Black Summer House has arrived, and fans are already anticipating the messy reunion!

    Bravo premiered Summer House: Martha's Vineyard on May 7th, and with only a few episodes out...we're all eating that shit UP!

    It's already been nicknamed the Black Summer House...for obvious reasons...but there's no shortage of drama and laughs, just like its predecessor.

    Here's what the people of Twitter have been saying about it:

    Let me tell you, I’m absolutely OBSESSED with #SummerHouseMV which is one of the best new shows on Bravo in years imo!

    The group is SO solid, dynamics are FRESH and the emphasis of Martha’s Vineyard paired with this all-Black cast is simply sublime pic.twitter.com/JWFdy2wmCa

    — Jared Alexander (@heyyitsjared) May 8, 2023
    Bravo

    Summer House Martha’s Vineyard is an absolute yes for me

    it’s what I expect Summer House in your 30s to be#SummerHouseMV pic.twitter.com/cmdRCa5axH

    — T (@trinawatters) May 14, 2023
    Bravo

    bravo: summer house martha’s vineyard #summerhousemv

    US: Black summer house

    🤣

    — 👽 (@charbby26_) May 8, 2023

    Right off the bat, Preston was the crowd favorite. He explained his feelings on the term "Black excellence" and how it is too often associated with money and status:

    I promised myself that when I received a big platform, I was going to use it for “good” and you’d see ALL of my sides — the fun, the shady, the comedic, the sometimes annoyed, but always honest. #SummerHouseMV pic.twitter.com/aWFba3aogI

    — Preston Mitchum (@PrestonMitchum) May 8, 2023
    Bravo

    Preston clocking that black excellence has the undertones of superior complexity really sits right w/ me.. #SummerHouseMV pic.twitter.com/cLZsj2tFvD

    — Rachel. (@_loveRachel_) May 8, 2023
    NBC

    I like Preston already…call out the Black bourgeoisie talking points #SummerHouseMV

    — BLACK LIBERATION MATTERS❤️🖤💚 (@naagnool_) May 8, 2023

    Shout out to Preston cause it was getting REAL black elitist with a mix of “my Greek life is my identity” and I was gonna have to turn the channel. #SummerHouseMV pic.twitter.com/640R8lqXSn

    — Eden (@imjusteden) May 8, 2023
    Warner Bros.

    Jasmine constantly prompting un-organic conversation and Jordan calling her out on it:

    “I would love to have an authentic conversation. One without a prompt”#SummerHouseMV pic.twitter.com/M3e4rZUDK9

    — A Bad Bitch✨ (@abadbihwroteit) May 8, 2023
    MTV

    #SummerHouseMV

    Jasmine: “Lets go around the table & tell everyone what our occupation is & what we do. Jordan you go 1st.”

    Jordan:
    pic.twitter.com/uVosy7xwzf

    — Rachel. (@_loveRachel_) May 8, 2023

    People had A LOT to say about Jasmine and her round-the-clock bragging about her newlywed status:

    No one:

    Absolutely no one:

    Jasmine: #SummerHouseMV pic.twitter.com/UPKZnfhY6F

    — 👸🏾L E A👸🏾 (@_MissLeandra) May 15, 2023
    Yandy Smith

    “The struggles of singlehood” Jasmine so fcking annoying omg. Please i can’t stand the making being married your entire personality& suddenly everyone single is struggling. 😂 #SummerHouseMV

    — mourgan. 🩷 (@modiannee) May 8, 2023

    Jasmine gives me strong pick me energy. Girl, talk about something else besides marriage or a man. #SummerHouseMV pic.twitter.com/BVzROE10gM

    — Justine (@xoafrodite) May 15, 2023
    LOGO

    Jasmine just because you’re a newlywed doesn’t mean you get to talk down to your single/ unmarried friends. #SummerHouseMV #SummerHouseMarthasVineyard pic.twitter.com/PPdQZOvjLh

    — Amber (@asiamber) May 15, 2023
    ABC

    And...about her and Silas getting it on on camera at the beginning of Episode 2...

    Waaaaait…. Girl not getting plunged on National TV!!! Married or not its not cute. #SummerHouseMarthasVineyard #SummerHouseMV pic.twitter.com/ihjDh20ucA

    — Barefoot Cuntessa (@bitchybybravo) May 15, 2023
    Bravo

    Bravo who told y’all that we wanted to see the Coopers fucking 😭😭 #SummerHouseMV

    — Mo🍑 (@monetsclaude) May 15, 2023

    Baby, Silas was giving Jasmine that WORK. Bravo showing us his strokes kinda gagged me! 😭 #SummerHouseMV pic.twitter.com/5c2QZ1qFU1

    — why is y’all so negative? (@TheGreatIsNate) May 15, 2023
    ABC

    Is this Bravo or HBO???? #SummerHouseMV pic.twitter.com/6023RRmc9y

    — 𝒞. 🦋 (@iamcedrica) May 15, 2023
    Bravo

    Omg does the mic have to be on while they are being intimate?? #SummerHouseMV #SummerHouseMarthasVineyard pic.twitter.com/7q3Razw2tJ

    — Erin Alexandria (@ThatShyGirlErin) May 15, 2023
    Kountry Wayne

    I cannot believe they are showing Silas beat it down like that!!!! #SummerHouseMV pic.twitter.com/dA727TigN8

    — Jumata Emill (@brownboywriting) May 15, 2023
    TLC

    There's also been some side-eyeing on Jasmine and Silas's marriage in general...

    Something is OFF about Jasmine & Silas marriage. #SummerHouseMV pic.twitter.com/FWmnj0oyc1

    — Bravo’s Prison Pipeline (@livelovesimone) May 8, 2023
    Bravo

    The Coopers give me weird vibes — both of them. Something isn't right. Idk what it is. #SummerHouseMV pic.twitter.com/G3WQrd0R1h

    — The Third King 👑 (@thirdking0208) May 15, 2023
    Bravo

    And we can't forget Bria arriving to the house with an unexpected guest:

    I get that Bria’s dog is an emotional support animal but ma’am you have to be mindful that you’re sharing a space with others #SummerHouseMV #SummerHouseMarthasVineyard

    — Willie W. (@iamWillieW) May 15, 2023

    It’s rude to show up with your pet unannounced and then expect everyone to be okay about it. Like what if people are allergic? Like heads up is nice and simple #SummerHouseMV

    — Regina May (@RMay1st) May 8, 2023

    Sorry girl, you should have told someone about the dog. What if someone was allergic to it? Or afraid? It's a little selfish to just roll up with a dog without notifying someone. #SummerHouseMV pic.twitter.com/eiVilEC4xx

    — shersters (@shersters) May 8, 2023
    Bravo

    Jasmine’s doing too much (probs for the camera), but come on now Bria…bringing a dog around a house full of Black folks and not giving them a heads up first??? #SummerHouseMV pic.twitter.com/5CN50NR99u

    — Saint Negrita (Vaccine Shaw) (@AsthmaPumpPuffa) May 8, 2023
    Fox

    Then, Milo became the topic of conversation again in Episode 2 when his laundry got mixed in with the humans':

    Bria's dog knowing it's the reason for drama in the house:#SummerHouseMV pic.twitter.com/4wIisRqSDr

    — ThealaB (@ThealaB22) May 15, 2023

    Listen in a lot of black households that dog stuff is not tolerated. You don’t mix dog stuff with human stuff cause it’s considered nasty. I think I may be the only one that sees the issue #SummerHouseMV

    — Dope.Chicc (@_KushNLust_) May 15, 2023

    If you don’t see an issue with washing your dogs stuff with items people put/use on their body then I don’t know what to tell you. I’m sick of her. #SummerHouseMarthasVineyard #SummerHouseMV pic.twitter.com/jeNu96Ztl8

    — ✩ (@AzahsBonnet) May 15, 2023
    Bravo

    Bria acting like a Karen #SummerHouseMV pic.twitter.com/IoxyjqrHYl

    — BLACK LIBERATION MATTERS❤️🖤💚 (@naagnool_) May 8, 2023
    ABC

    You know you that bitch when you cause all this conversation. #SummerHouseMV pic.twitter.com/YIA6b030AW

    — Baby Gorgeous (@hibabygorgeouss) May 15, 2023
    Bravo

    Now why is Milo always in it? He came to the vineyard to enjoy himself just like the rest of y’all #SummerHouseMV pic.twitter.com/TcQ8O9rKiH

    — Tasha Mack Management (@sylviamphofe) May 15, 2023
    Bravo

    And Mariah and Bria's beef now over the dog/washer issue, or as I like to call it: Bitchgate.

    Bria: “Call me a bitch one more time!”
    Mariah: #SummerHouseMV pic.twitter.com/8ZiaG11bf0

    — Haute Bohème (@Timothy_II) May 15, 2023
    VH1

    Idk I’m with Mariah on this one. #SummerHouseMV pic.twitter.com/BWgUFwJ1SC

    — Pisces Groove (@brvd___) May 15, 2023
    Bravo

    I’m sorry but wasn’t Bria just ready to tussle at the house and now she’s crying bc Mariah pushed her a little? Like pick a lane, are u about it or not? #SummerHouseMV

    — EAO (@emma_oyomba) May 15, 2023

    Bria would’ve been swinging from that ponytail! Don’t throw shit at me “bro.” #SummerHouseMV

    pic.twitter.com/OFV8H3Ez7p

    — (Black) Bo Dietl (@carpe_DMH) May 15, 2023
    Twitter: @carpe_DMH

    Bria went from “we can get ratchet” to crying in the club all cause Mariah was there 🤣 #SummerHouseMarthasVineyard #SummerHouseMV

    — ✩ (@AzahsBonnet) May 15, 2023

    I don’t like Bria. Between the dog and her yelling at Mariah to “watch her tone” then crying in the club over this situation AFTER tryna make Shanice feel bad for “not having her back” Shanice tryna talk it out and Bria accepting shots from a white boy. Girl… #summerhousemv pic.twitter.com/N6n6THbNS9

    — queenvenus 💫 (@MaCherieKee) May 15, 2023
    Channel 9

    Shanice walked in and said I’m ready to black out lol. Bria beefin with Mariah does not align with that so she kept walking #SummerHouseMV pic.twitter.com/8vppvVisYs

    — Tasha Mack Management (@sylviamphofe) May 15, 2023
    Fox

    This comment made by Mariah:

    Not a Nickelodeon splat! 😂🤦🏽‍♂️😭 #SummerHouseMV #SummerHouseMarthasVineyard pic.twitter.com/WhJcbWN9xr

    — I don't care ☝️🏽🫥 (@GoHomeKJ_) May 15, 2023
    Bravo

    Mariah said Nick looks like a Nickelodeon splat. The way I screamed!! #SummerHouseMV pic.twitter.com/oKpqwHw5TP

    — shersters (@shersters) May 15, 2023
    Showtime

    Phil's entrance in Episode 2...

    This ain’t BDE 🙅🏻‍♀️💩#SummerHouseMarthasVineyard #SummerHouseMV pic.twitter.com/jfzHjDHJkc

    — Ciggs and Solos (@Macie60923429) May 15, 2023
    Bravo

    #SummerHouseMV

    Nobody:

    Phil’s drunk ass:
    pic.twitter.com/5kQpeQdpYe

    — Rachel. (@_loveRachel_) May 15, 2023
    Instagram

    Phil arriving to the house drunk is wild. He fell out before even getting to the door. 😭#SummerHouseMV pic.twitter.com/f9ZETFmk8j

    — 👸🏾L E A👸🏾 (@_MissLeandra) May 15, 2023
    Twitter: @_MissLeandra

    Preston: Hi!

    Phil: COME DOWNSTAIRS AND GET A SHOT MOTHERFUCKER! #SummerHouseMV pic.twitter.com/wQwem52jTL

    — 👸🏾L E A👸🏾 (@_MissLeandra) May 15, 2023
    Twitter: @_MissLeandra

    Then, soon after...Phil comparing Nick taking the room he claimed unknowingly to SLAVERY — an attempt to justify why he took a shit in his bathroom and didn't flush???

    #SummerHouseMV

    Now how did Phil go from talking about defecating in Nick’s bathroom to talking about slavery & now tryna fight Amir & Alex?! What is happening?!pic.twitter.com/GFVZpkjmby

    — Rachel. (@_loveRachel_) May 15, 2023
    Bravo

    My exact reaction to listening to Phil explaining why he didn’t flush the toilet.. #SummerHouseMV pic.twitter.com/BMn5LkfBJ7

    — MarTEAnis With Eddy (@MarTEAnisEddy) May 15, 2023
    Bravo

    Is Phil bringing up slavery laws cause he doesn’t wanna flush the toilet??? #SummerHouseMV pic.twitter.com/JvvryFij8C

    — 𝒞. 🦋 (@iamcedrica) May 15, 2023
    TLC

    Preston when Phil started talking about slavery #SummerHouseMV pic.twitter.com/gZRrGSn1gT

    — giselle (@whoaskedselle) May 15, 2023
    Instagram.com

    “I was just slaving my slaves” HUH #SummerHouseMV pic.twitter.com/EAM0CSi6PW

    — k. matt | kristyn (@heyitskmatt) May 15, 2023
    Twitter: @heyitskmatt

    Phil gotta go #SummerHouseMV pic.twitter.com/FHfnfPOOUZ

    — BB (@ItsMzB2u) May 15, 2023
    Bravo

    And when Amir put him in his place:

    After Phil (in the jacket) insults half the men in the house and begins staking claim on a room that wasn’t even his, Amir wasted no time standing up to him and putting him in his place. We stan Amir! #summerhousemv pic.twitter.com/QXN3yJSsNw

    — Queens of Bravo (@queensofbravo) May 15, 2023
    Bravo

    Amir vs Phil

    I’m madea 😂😂#SummerHouseMV pic.twitter.com/Ot2ksjxAU0

    — He’s a Rick Houseeeee (@RickyKavin1213) May 15, 2023
    Tyler Perry Studios

    Whew! And this is just the beginning...

    did I just see like 5 more people coming into the house?! how big is this cast?! #SummerHouseMV pic.twitter.com/BdzECUE5zd

    — E. (@bez184) May 8, 2023
    Nickelodeon

    This is messy enough. I'll be here next Sunday. #SummerHouseMV pic.twitter.com/4zENZQSEDw

    — Prayers Down (@flowerrebelrose) May 8, 2023
    VH1

    Have you watched Summer House: Martha's Vineyard yet? What are your thoughts?