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Which Member Of The Friendly Neighborhood Bloocult Are You?

Have you ever wanted to be a member of the tightest squad around? Well now's your turn to find out which crazy cunt you'd be if we ever decided to let u in!

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  1. Which version of "Landslide" do you prefer?

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    Dixie Chicks
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    Dixie Chicks!
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    Dixie Chicks cause I love to cry!
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    dixie chicks
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    Dixie Chicks !
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    Dixie Chicks cause they sent a death threat to George Bush!
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    Fleetwood Mac cause I love to be different
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    Dixie Chicks obviously!
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    Whatever noodle boy says
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    none
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    "Oh shit I've never heard that song"
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    I don't know I don't have my phone
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    I prefer to hear myself belt over what is playing
  2. What do you do when your cult is fighting?

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    make it worse by making it a joke too soon
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    Spam the GM until everyone else backs down
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    Stay home
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    scream and cry
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    give reasonable and rational advice that you're cult will ignore
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    text everyone frantically on the side and have your home act as crisis center
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    act confused so no one will ask you to take a stane but continue asking questions so the conversation cannot move and then complain that you're being excluded
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    try to neutralize everyone
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    scream about about how you're having hard time
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    Make it worse
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    send a poorly timed meme
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    Stay out of it
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    stay out of it because you have an android
  3. dogs or cats?

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    #RIPpaco
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    dogs
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    miss T 4ever
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    i prefer my children
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    cats and chickies
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    i love all animals!
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    cats
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    dogs named after musicals
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    dogs that look like humans
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    cats!
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    all animals love me!
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    no thanks
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    cats !
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    dogges!
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    dogs
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    dogs cause you're allergic to cats
  4. What does your morning routine look like?

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    coffee and reading the news from your phone
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    Wake up late and rush out while frantically texting your friends that you're running late
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    I don't get up when the sun is out
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    whatever the drag queens and lesbian lifestyle vloggers tell me
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    slip in your diva cup, take off your night bonnet and leave the house looking like natural goddess
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    use walgreens brand beauty products but act like your better than everyone else
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    spend an hour flipping your hair in the mirror and insisiting it's all necessary
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    use the most expensive products that your mom makes you use in under five minutes
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    aggressively apply products incorrectly
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    use whatever is in your most recent birch box
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    use a product you just stole from urban
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    spend an hour straightening your hair and using all the products you found on amazon
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    lift and shoot yourself up with insulin
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    brush your teeth with a bottle of jack and fill up your nissan's gas tank
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    do a perfect beat and make whoever is picking you up wait for you
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    perfectly gel your hair
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    whatever your manager at Lush and Gigi Gorgous are telling you to do that week
  5. What do you do drunk?

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    Show up late drunk from work and call bullshit on all the antics
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    peer pressure everyone into drinking more
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    mystery
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    cry
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    I don't drink I'm 15
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    look at one boy and then be called "dicktective" by the rest of the night by your angry cult
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    mope over pretty girls
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    Get a stomach ache and go home
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    angry
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    less shenigans than usual
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    sing
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    get giggly
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    go into diabetic shock and then tell your lesbian friend to suck your dick
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    drive drunk
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    more dancey
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    sip on that craft beer and ask for less hard liquor
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    talk about your feelings and affirm your friends one on one
  6. What is your fave television show?

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    Rick and Mortie
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    Chef's Table
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    Ghost Adventurers
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    X Files
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    Survivor
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    Whatever is trendiest
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    Its Always Sunny
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    Blackfish
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    Brooklyn 99
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    film from your last show
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    Catfish
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    anime
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    golden girls
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    HeMan
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    Whatever is on vinyl
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    the L word
  7. Whats your biggest trigger?

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    nerds
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    when people dont pay you for alc
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    when people talk about West County in a negative way
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    mayo
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    when no one does the dishes
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    when someone tries to tell you how to do your makeup and dirty hairs on your pillow
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    when the gm ignores you
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    Christianity
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    snapstreaks
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    hipsters who hate pop music
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    when people bring up your tweets from 2012/PTV/CPMV
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    lil yachty
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    when people tell you not to drive drunk
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    when people bring hard liquor into your hourse
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    poor skin care and chacos
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    committing to plans
  8. What hate crime are you most guilty of?

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    saying retarded
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    singing the n word in songs
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    not loving your friends back
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    not saying dyke
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    accusing your one lesbian friend of humping you
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    not seeing the naked body of your childhood best friend
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    being scared of poor people
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    too many to count
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    saying the n word when you're trying to say cheeze itz
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    when a surburban mom watched you take a boy's virginity
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    when you told nick you were apprioating your culture when you were jujuing
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    calling your friend the n word when you meant to say their name
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    listening to the chainsmokers too much
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    losing your phone
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    dating a lesbian
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    allowing the group to start saying "hate crime" casually
  9. Whats your deepest fear?

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    that carrie lane will get your address
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    wearing last seaon's clothes
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    making a new friend
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    not having children
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    that none of your friends will come home from college (SIKE WE NEVER LEAVIN RANKIN)
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    having natural eyebrows forever
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    that time isnt real
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    dissapointing your mom
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    having feelings
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    that you'll never succeed at improv and the fan fic won't come tru
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    not getting attention
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    being forced to show emotion
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    being slipped non vegan food
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    your parents yelling at you
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    that you'll be forced to get an iphone
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    being left out
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