The 10 Weirdest “Game Of Thrones” Products On Etsy

Have you been dreaming of dressing your baby as a Dothraki or letting your cat eat Joffrey’s head? Etsy has you covered. (Warning: Spoilers ahead!)

1. Dothraki Onesie

Is your baby destined to be the most powerful khal the world has ever seen? Let everyone know with this adorable onsie.

2. Khal Drogo and Daenerys Targaryen Dolls

Just add a Barbie and some gold paint and you can reenact Viserys’ crowning. A steal at $550.

3. Direwolf Hood

Winter is coming, so it might be time to turn your direwolf into your tauntaun.

4. Joffrey Baratheon Catnip Toy

Even your cat thinks Joffrey’s a colossal dick.

5. Ned’s Dead T-Shirt

An ode to Game of Thrones’ most Quentin Tarantino-y moment.

6. Bran Falling at Winterfell Patch

The artist explains: “A little bit morbid, sure, but once the idea was in my head, it demanded to be realized.”

7. Khal Drogo & The Dothraki World Tour T-Shirt

Another promising act tragically claimed by the 27 Club.

8. Direwolf Hand Puppet

Artist’s disclaimer: “His claws are made of felt, but I’d suggest not actually trying to tear anyone’s throat out with this puppet.”

9. Sansa Stark is My Homegirl Tote Bag

Correction: Sansa Stark is my homegirl, if that is what my beloved Joffrey commands.

10. Ned Stark My Little Pony

The artist warns, “This is a decorative art piece and not a toy intended for children.” O RLY?

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