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Which Character From Greek Mythology Are YOU?

Take the highly exciting (maybe), highly scientific (yeah, right) quiz that tells you, once and for all, which character from Greek mythology you most resemble! ...at least, until you take it again. Legal note: Results are based on characterizations established in the comedic fantasy novel Zeus Is Dead: A Monstrously Inconvenient Adventure. This test is for entertainment purposes only. List your results on a job resume or court-ordered psychological evaluation ONLY at your own risk. Any actual Greek gods taking this test should ignore any results that conflict with their egos. Please, no smiting.

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  1. 1. Of the following, which is your favorite movie?

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  2. 2. Your ideal pet is closest to...

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    A magnificent horse!
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    A dolphin!

    They're smarter than most people I know.

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    A deer!

    Free to wander the yard and say hello whenever she likes.

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    A dog, of course!

    What a stupid-ass question.

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    I'm not big on pets.
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    A peacock!

    Pretty, and elegant.

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    A rooster! Or maybe a turtle!

    Or both! Yes, both!

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    Scorpions!

    LOTS. OF. SCORPIONS!

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    A cat!

    Sleek, lithe, and cuddly...

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    A tiger!

    Dude, my own tiger would be AWESOME!

  3. 3. You're sitting by a fountain in a city square when you see a passerby drop his wallet. Before you can do anything, he insults your hat.

    Are you most likely to...

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  4. 4. What's your preferred beverage?

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    Anything with alcohol!
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    Fruit juice

    Especially anything 100% organic.

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    BLOOD!

    Preferably that of my enemies.

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    Milk

    It's good for you.

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    Champagne

    Because I'm worth it.

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    Coffee!

    I don't get much chance to sleep.

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    It depends...

    ...on my mood at the time.

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    Soda

    Or energy drinks. Anything with sugar, really.

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    Just give me a good, solid beer.

    Anything else is for chumps!

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    Water

    Water suits me just fine, thanks.

  5. 5. What do you like to do to relax?

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  6. 6. Which of these best describes your ideal vacation?

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  7. 7. What do you prefer to read?

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    Romance novels
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    The daily horoscope

    It's good for a laugh.

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    Guns & Ammo magazine
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    Anything with a strong female character
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    The George R. R. Martin Wedding Planner
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    Fantasy novels

    Especially ones with lots of elves.

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    Read?

    Boorrrrrr-iiiiiiiiinnggg!

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    Calvin & Hobbes
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    Literary classics
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    20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
  8. 8. An evil prince has stolen a jeweled necklace that rightfully belongs to your family.

    How do you get it back?

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  9. 9. Which of these things scares you the most?

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    Doves

    Flappy little bastards!

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    Boredom
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    Being alone
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    Spiders
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    Delegation
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    Kansas
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    Nothing! NOTHING AT ALL!!!

    ...Well, bunnies.

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    Sealed boxes containing a cat and a poison set to be released upon the radioactive decay of a single atom.
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    Prohibition

    (or inhibition)

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    Republicans
  10. 10. Of the following, which was your favorite subject in school?

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    Astronomy
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    Lunch!
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    Home economics
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    Eye-gouging 101

    a.k.a. "metal shop"

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    Health class
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    Dating!

    What? It's a subject!

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    Physical education

    If you can dodge a bazooka, you can dodge a ball!

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    Economics

    It's all about the money...

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    Government studies
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    Biology
  11. 11. Which of these irritates you the most?

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    Idiots who disrespect me!
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    Getting caught.
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    People who double-park!
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    Clear-cut logging!
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    When I'm looking good and no one compliments me!
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    People who've never even TRIED a pomegranate!
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    Relax, man, it's all good!
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    Questions.
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    People who sing off-key.
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    EVERYTHING!
  12. 12. Pick your favorite monster:

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    A vampire
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    A werewolf
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    The Kraken
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    A succubus
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    The Lock Ness Monster
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    Time
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    A dragon
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    A banshee
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    The ever-present threat of nuclear war
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    ME!
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