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  • 16 Things You Can Buy In Pete Doherty's New Shop

    Babyshambles frontman and former Libertine has opened a Camden, London shop called Doherty & Martin: The Rag & Bone Collection. The shop is manned (we'll see how long this lasts!) by Doherty himself and sells various knick-knacks and band memorabilia. 'Essentially, it’s a really expensive car boot sale.' So, what's for sale at our favorite rogue's 'Rag & Bone' shop?

  • 7 Pangolin Species You Need To Know About

    The incredible pangolin has been described as both a "scaly anteater" and a "cross between a sloth and an armadillo." Meet seven species of one of the most fascinating animals on the planet.

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    Maruschka commented on What Is The Worst Thing You've Ever Witnessed At A Restaurant?

    My family was eating at a restaurant, looked over at the next table, and the couple there were changing their baby on the tabletop. Right on the edge of the table was an obviously dirty diaper. None of the workers told them not to do that there (there was a changing table in the bathroom),… 

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    Maruschka commented on What's Your Fave Non-Christmas Christmas Movie?

    Eyes Wide Shut.. Lots of Christmas lights

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    Maruschka commented on Tell Us About A Podcast You Can't Miss An Episode Of

    I live for true stories of the weird and paranormal, and Jim Harold's Campfire perfectly satisfies my need. Knowing the next episode is coming is pretty much the only thing that gets me through the working week!

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    Maruschka commented on We Wanna Know The Totally Weird Celebrity Dream You Had

    I dreamt that I married John Stamos, but it was like a pre-arranged marriage and we had never met. After the wedding, we slept in separate rooms and never got a chance to talk. The next morning, there were all these old Greek ladies fussing around in the kitchen to teach me exactly… 

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    Maruschka commented on What Is The Dumbest Line You've Ever Heard In A Movie?

    Okay, this is slightly more than a line, but it's pretty bad. It's from Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me: Laura Palmer: I'm gone. Long gone. Like a turkey in the corn. James Hurley: You're not a turkey. A turkey is one of the dumbest birds on earth. Laura Palmer: [crying] Gobble-gobble.… 

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    Maruschka commented on Which Book Needs To Be Turned Into A Movie Immediately?

    The Secret History by Donna Tartt. Film wouldn't do its brilliance justice, though..

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    Maruschka commented on What Toy Did You Never Get As A Kid And Still Regret No Getting?

    I wanted a Gloworm (the ones from the 80s) because I was afraid of the dark and thought it would be really convenient to have a nightlight I could bring into bed with me. My parent's didn't agree.

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    Maruschka commented on How Many Of These Insane American Foods Have You Tried?

    I'm American. I've had zero of these things. The Chicken Curry Pop Tarts were an April Fool's joke. Surprisingly easy to google that. Many others listed here were only available regionally (including some of the fast food items). A few of the fast food items were available internationally… 

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    Maruschka commented on 22 'Merican Foods The World Just Doesn't Understand

    This is the 100th version of the exact same article. There was just two identical articles in the last five days (or less). How lazy and unoriginal.

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    Maruschka commented on 22 Food Quirks Americans Don't Realize Are Super Weird

    EXACTLY!!

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