Like that time Hannah asked Jessa to look out...
...and she didn't.
So "A" called her out on it.
And when Hannah binged in the middle of the night...
..."A" nicknamed her Hefty Hannah, and gave her a slice of reality.
Then the next day when she was too broke to buy more groceries for eating everything, "A" tried to help her:
So she had no choice...
...but to keep eating...
...until she physically couldn't eat anymore.
Then there was that time Adam sent Hannah a dick pic...
...and "A" shut it down before she could even enjoy it.
When Jessa offered "A" pot...
...then decided not to because she realized "A" is everything she hates...
...she got this text from "A" and gave in.
Do you remember when Shosh was still a virgin and was with this guy?
So does "A".
Then there was that time Hannah ruptured her eardrum while shoving a Q-tip too far up her ear.
And "A" had to be the bearer of bad news.
Remember when Adam was forcing Hannah to exercise with him?
Well, "A" helped the girl out and texted him this:
"Screw you Adam!"
But things turned back around REAL QUICK...
...and Hannah's OCD kicked in...
...and the deep anxiety took over her sense of judgement.
Then there was that time Marnie did this...
...and won "A"s attention- and heart.
So she fought with Hannah...
...and made her cry.
And "A" gave her props...
...then invited her to out to the club.
But then Hannah had this revelation:
And told herself this:
So she went to the club...
...but "A" killed her spirit. Again.
So she snorted coke with Elijah in the bathroom stall.
When they came out, they saw this on the mirror.
And Hannah responded like this:
So "A" texted this...
...and Hannah gave in.
When Jessa shared her deepest darkest secret...
...she got this note from "A":
So she called "A" a perv.
...but "A" had the last word.
Then there was that time Shosh opened her mouth.
So "A" sent her this:
And she bugged out.
Then she tried to confide in her boyfriend...
...only to get this message soon after.
So she told herself:
There was that other time that Jessa tried to warn Hannah...
...but then she lost her shit.
So of course, "A" took advantage of the moment and texted her this:
Hannah needed to find out, but she didn't know how to get there.
So she asked Adam to give her a ride, but he was busy working out.
After his workout, he finally gave her a ride on his bike...
So she ate shit.
And when she woke up at the hospital, she found this.
"A" told the girls that, that was no accident. Hannah was just used as an example to teach the girls to wear their seatbelts.
Shosh had enough of "A" and decided to stand up for her girls.
So she created an online profile to lure "A" in...
...and it worked.
"A" sent her a picture of herself/himself, but Sosh is too scared and handed it to Jessa instead. (Sosh watches too much "Catfish.")
So Jessa took the phone, telling Sosh:
And because she'd never heard of "Catfish," she looked at A's picture...
...and could only utter four words.
Then she showed it to Marnie who said:
Then they showed Hannah, who was face-timing from the hospital.