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The Quiz That Will Replace Our Political Parties

America needs to be united and then redivided on the things that really matter. Cheeto dust. Chrissy Teigen. The word moist. Take this quiz and get an h̶o̶n̶e̶s̶t̶ insulting answer about who you are!

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  1. 1. How should one eat a kitkat?

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    F U
    Via google.com
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    Break off a piece. I'm not an animal.
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    Who cares?<br />
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    However they want.
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    I'm shook over the first picture
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    What's wrong with people?
  2. 2. Is Chrissy Teigen funny?

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    Who?
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    Yes I love her.
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    Seriously, who is that?
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    Yes + she's super hot
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    No
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    Her tweets give me life
  3. 3. Does recycling matter?

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    Yes
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    Probably a lost cause, but I'll humor you
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    LOL it's too late
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    We should at least try
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    IDK
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    Read an article, hurts more than helps
  4. 4. United Airlines?

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    They're all the same, they just got caught
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    Unless there's a deal & I really want to go to Cancun
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    Probably not
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    Never again
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    What?
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    Definitely won't, even if it doesn't make that big a difference, it's worth doing
  5. 5. Do you believe in horoscopes?

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    I want to say I do it for fun, but I think I secretly believe it's real
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    Yes.
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    Definitely not.
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    Not really, but they're fun!
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    Nah, those things are just written in a really general way where it can apply to anyone.
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    Who cares, they're fun
  6. 6. Drake is...

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    Lame
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    Life
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    A rapper?
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    Fun to dance to
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    Not a real rapper
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    OK
  7. 7. Can men get manicures?

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    Yes, but I don't like it
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    No it's weird & Don Draper would never do it
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    Of course, you heteronormative fool
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    No. Men need dirt under their fingers
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    Who cares?
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    Of course, anyone can do anything
  8. 8. Are flip flops tacky?

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    Let people wear what they want
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    Footwear should not have a volume
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    IDC
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    Ew, yes
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    Nope
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    Not really
  9. 9. Reality TV is...

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    Bullshit. I'm never watching
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    Everything
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    Boring
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    Entertaining
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    Ruining television
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    Excellence
  10. 10. Who are you in your family?

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    The problem
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    Secretly reckless
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    The peacemaker
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    Family?no thanks
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    The black sheep
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    The ghost
  11. 11. Drinking. Alcohol and otherwise:

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    Never enough water &amp; all of the alcohols
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    Quickly
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    Whatever's around
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    Drinking socially
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    Backwash creeps me out so I stop drinking early
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    I drink an asston of water
  12. 12. Do elections matter?

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    Not really, we rig most elections
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    Voting matters even if elections don't
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    Probably, but I never do
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    Definitely not. Circus
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    Yea, but want everyone to stop arguing
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    Of course. Asking that is ridiculous.
  13. 13. Taylor Swift's new video:

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    Ignorant
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    Bad, but not sure why we're trashing her
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    Fine, dunno what the fuss is about
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    Did not know she had one
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    Blasphemy. Praise Beysus
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    white privilege in motion.<br />still mad
  14. 14. Best thing from 2017

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    "Reclaiming my time."
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    Miley's return to whiteness
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    "Lordy I hope there are tapes"
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    Game. of. damn. Thrones.
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    Donald Trump looking directly into a solar eclipse
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    Despacito
  15. 15. You are drunk, you have cheeto dust on your fingers, what do you do?

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    Depends if people can see me
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    Lick em!
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    Rub em on someone drunker
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    Would never eat cheetos, trash food
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    More cheetos
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    Fuck cheetos, funions for life
  16. 16. Water at a restaurant:

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    Tap is fine
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    Sparkling makes me feel fancy
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    Fresh-squeezed tears of the patriarchy
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    Water
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    Whatever they have
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    Too broke for Seamless
  17. 17. What merits the unfollow?

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    Nothing. The worse the posts the better.
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    I only follow thirst traps
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    Nothing who cares
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    Food pics
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    Selfies that don't admit they're selfies.Captions like: "my room is so messy"
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    Thinly veiled Nazi sympathizing & Coachella appropriation
  18. 18. Unacceptable:

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    The word "Twinsies"
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    Slow walkers close talkers
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    Moist
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    Rachel Dolezal
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    We elected Rosie O'Donnell's archnemesis
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    All lives matter
  19. 19. Things that are optional

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    Bras
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    Voting
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    Falling in love
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    Health insurance. Wing it!
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    Indifference
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    This quiz
  20. 20. Your life as a show:

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    Gay's Anatomy
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    Cancelled after the first season
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    'Girls' played on mute while masturbating
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    QVC on acid
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    Anything but the<br />Big Bang Theory
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    Anything with Steve Harvey. Anything.
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