Hotter than seven hells
So good it would makeapuppy pullafreight train
She couldn’t bustagrape (toothless people)
I’m buzzin likeabee (buzzin=tipsy drunk) Those are just the ones we use around the house. Ours aren’t that long and drawn out. We do say, “Colder thanawitch’s titty inabrass bra,” but we never mention the location of said witch (iceberg, snowstorm, etc.). Anyone from the south who says they’ve never heard these should hang around more old people. Every old personIknow can never just come out and say that it’s hot out. They always have to draw it out.Ilike that, and I’m happy we still talk like that sometimes. It can be really fun and makes you think about what you want to say. The best northerner’s have is. “It’s hot. Really hot.” Southerner’s could writeanovel about how hot it is just to get the point across.