19. "Please, chance it."
18. "You think they'll have that on the tour?"
17. "What do they got in there, King Kong?"
16. "Anybody hear that? It's a, um... It's an impact tremor, that's what it is... I'm fairly alarmed here."
15. "You will remember to wash your hands before you eat anything?"
14. "See, here I'm now sitting by myself, uh, er, talking to myself. That's, that's chaos theory"
13. "You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did it."
12. "That is one big pile of shit."
11. "Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend."
10. "Dr. Sattler, I refuse to believe that you aren't familiar with the concept of attraction."
9. "Boy do I hate being right all the time."
8. "N-now eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs on your-on your dinosaur tour, right?"
7. "Yeah, I'm always on the lookout for a future ex-Mrs. Malcolm."
6. "What's so great about discovery? It's a violent, penetrative act that scars what it explores. What you call discovery, I call the rape of the natural world."
5. "But again, how do you know they're all female? Does somebody go out into the park and pull up the dinosaurs' skirts?"
4. "Yeah, but John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists!"
3. "God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man, Man destroys god. Man creates dinosaurs."
2. "Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should."
1. "No, I'm, I'm simply saying that life, uh... finds a way."
Honorable Mention: The Laugh
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