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14 Reasons Why Telltale Games' "The Walking Dead" Series Is Actually Written By Satan

Spoiler alert. Violence alert. Feelings alert.

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1. It develops well-rounded, realistic characters that you care about.

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Here, have a cute little girl to take care of! She's adorable, and you'll love her like she was your own! Oh, and here's a family to travel with! An expecting couple! A cool big brother type!

2. Then it makes you watch them all suffer.

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Oh, whoops. They're all dead, mutilated, or traumatized now. It's a good thing you didn't get attached to them, right? Right?

3. It delivers you into the hands of cannibals, bandits, and murderers.

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Dammit, I knew those hillbilly folks were too happy about our starvation problems.

4. It makes you watch as people are gruesomely eaten alive.

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Zombies aren't generally known for their proper dining etiquette.

5. It forces you to make the tough decisions.

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Sure, loot this station wagon full of food! What could possibly go wrong?

6. Then it punishes you for them later.

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So many things. So many things went wrong.

7. It doesn't spare the children.

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Clearly Telltale Games has never heard of the Infant Immortality Trope.

8. Or the animals.

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But they have heard of the Shoot the Dog trope.

9. It makes the player an active participant in unspeakable horrors.

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Ever wonder what it would be like to saw off your own arm, cut-by-cut? Or to stitch up your own gaping wound?

10. It swiftly destroys any light-hearted moments with unending trauma.

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No sorry, this is getting too hopeful. How about we send a hoard of walkers to clear that up?

11. By the end, you're almost glad the first Player Character was killed.

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You were too good for this sinful earth, Lee. Y'know, murder aside.

12. But your second Player Character doesn't get off so easily.

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I don't think babies tend to do well in post-apocalyptic situations.

13. You've been emotionally scarred for life.

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I need a hug.

14. But you can't wait for Season 3.

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Bring on that sweet, sweet misery.

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