1. Remind them of the definition of "rumor".
2. Cheer them up with the MTV Loki'd! saga.
3. Re-visit Tom's Ice Bucket Challenge.
4. Watch those Thor: The Dark World promo videos again.
5. Show them that video of Tom doing a velociraptor impression.
6. Read to them from the works of Shakespeare.
7. Put together a Hiddleston movie marathon.
8. Pre-plan a Crimson Peak movie date with them.
9. Point out that Tom and Elizabeth's hypothetical children would be gorgeous.
10. Help them get a leg up on those portmanteau couple names.
11. Break it to them that it was probably never going to work out with Tom anyway.
12. Mention all of the other celebrity fish in the sea.
13. Suggest that maybe the person they should really be jealous of is Tom.
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