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The Stages One Experiences On A Wednesday Morning From 9-12

Welcome to my living hell called Counseling Systems and Interventions

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9:00 AM - Optimism

Roll into class with a happy and positive attitude thinking, "Today will be different. I will sit still, pay attention. And you know what? I'm not even going to open up my laptop today! I am #blessed and #grateful for this opportunity to further my education.

9:15 - Dr. Green starts talking

You thought you could handle it. You were wrong.

9:30 - Defeat

You are humble enough to admit defeat, open up your laptop, and warm up the group chat for a fire stream of lit gifs.

9:45 - Guilt induced encouragement

You start to feel bad when the Green keeps accidentally skipping the YouTube videos and Rose becomes extra salty and makes sharp comments resulting in everyone feeling physically uncomfortable and strangely protective of Dr. Green.

10:00 - Anger

You soon get over the guilty feeling and realize that not only is this class cruel and unusual punishment, it's unAmerican, unPatriotic, and unChristian.

10:15 - Rock Bottom

Yes. It is only 10:15. You still have an hour and 45 minutes to go. You cannot make it. Physically, mentally, and emotionally you are unable to continue and have started writing your will to leave behind your riches and wealth behind to your loved ones. Make sure you remember to mail out those hate letters to bitches who be trippin and have another thing coming for them (I'M LOOKING AT YOU SHAUNTE)

10:30 - Break time

"I guess we will take a break, please come back in ten minu... *RHINO STAMPEDE OUT OF CLASSROOM*"

10:45 - Relapse

You thought you let enough steam and aggression out when you went into your car and started screaming during the break but it's never enough when you sit back down in class.

11:00 - Heavy Silence

Every person's reaction when Green asks a question.

11:15 - Group Projects

Whenever Green brings up the group project that has absolutely zero detail and instruction yet we need to find people to present with.

11:30 - Death of a soul

The visual representation of your soul leaving your body.

11:45 - Preparation to Party

"10 minutes left. 10 minutes left. 10 minutes left. 10 minutes left. 10 minutes left. 10 minutes left. 10 minutes left. 10 minutes left. 10 minutes left. 10 minutes left. 10 minutes left. 10 minutes left. 10 minutes left. 10 minutes left. 10 minutes left. 10 minutes left."

11:55 - Freedom

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