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14 Signs You're Officially An Adult Now

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1. You only eat ramen three or four nights a week instead of all seven.

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But when you do eat ramen, you do it right.

2. You didn't giggle to yourself when you passed this sign on the way to work.

But you did smile uncontrollably for about three blocks.
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But you did smile uncontrollably for about three blocks.

3. You've stopped ordering off the kid's menu. For the most part.

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MAYBE IF YOU HAD MAC 'N' CHEESE ON THE GROWN-UP MENU WE WOULDN'T BE HAVING THIS CONVERSATION.

4. You own more than one dress shirt and more than two pairs of blue jeans.

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And the number of Hot Topic t-shirts in your wardrobe has dropped DRAMATICALLY.

5. Your morning beauty regimen no longer consists of Febreze-ing your armpits.

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IT'S 7 A.M. PREPARE TO DO ALL THE THINGS.

6. You're, like, 100% certain that the floor isn't actually lava.

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Even if you still pretend that it is sometimes anyway.

7. You have an actual apartment with your actual name on the actual lease.

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Adios, dorms! See you later, sketchy Craigslist roommates! Move along, mom and dad's basement!

8. You've learned to appreciate the value of a quiet night in.

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Especially if that night is spent drinking wine straight from the box and binging on Breaking Bad until you pass out.

9. Your breakfast choices has evolved from this:

To this:

Because you're a grown-up, gosh darn it.
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Because you're a grown-up, gosh darn it.

10. You've stopped slipping "That's what she said!" into pretty much every conversation.

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Now you only think it to yourself and smile.

11. You shave and groom yourself on the regular.

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Not just on the off chance that you might be interacting with another human that day.

12. You don't hoard action figures anymore.

Now you hoard collectibles. There's a difference.
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Now you hoard collectibles. There's a difference.

13. You've learned to appreciate a good cup of coffee.

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Adult taste buds > little kid taste buds. Every time.

14. Not only do you know what a 401k is, you have one.

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So what if you thought "TurboTax" was the name of a Decepticon until last week? You've got a retirement fund, son!

Your new car is definitely not your mom's old one.

Experience the 2014 CLA: a new class of Mercedes-Benz that blends cutting edge design and dynamic on-road performance. Discover what it unleashes in you.

Experience the 2014 CLA: a new class of Mercedes-Benz that blends cutting edge design and dynamic on-road performance. Discover what it unleashes in you.