“I’m a clean mothafucka, cuz I shower everyday.”
“Those pics on Myspace are all from my mom. She thought she would do me a solid by makin that shit.”
“Who the fuck knew what a meme was?”
“I dressed hip hop and was the first kid to wear a flat bill to school, which I got ragged on everyday.”
“Was I a douche bag? Yah, I guess.”
“I’m a fat fuck now and Im older than the pics.”
“Still dont know what lulz is and Im not gonna wiki it cuz I’m tired but Reddit is the shit.”
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