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Melissa Schreiber

I am randomer than you, and I don't care that that's not a word. Prepare to be entertained. FB: facebook.com/melissamissy.schreiber Insta: instagram.com/melunderings/ Contact: linkedin.com/in/schreibermelissa

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  • A teddy bear taking a selfie
  • A cat wearing a crown spilling out of a cardboard box
  • A wooden post sticking out of the grass
  • A rainbow unicorn with an arrow pointing upward for a horn
  • A little cowboy with a big 'number one' hat crying for joy
  • Moses wearing sunglasses holding a list article carved into a tablet
  • Clipboard with a piece of paper on it that says 'do it to em', 'get stuff done', and 'be a legend'
  • The number one hundred thousand under a small green monster
  • The number two hundred and fifty thousand under an alien
  • The number five hundred thousand amongst a forest of eyeballs
  • The number one million on the earth, being watched by a planet sized eyeball
  • A person with their palms facing forward, wearing an uncooked turkey on their head
  • Butterflies flying around a pair of lips
  • A body builder cat flexing with 2022 written across its pecs
  • Snow White smiling serenely while looking at a bird that is perched on her hand
  • The golden snitch flying through the air
  • A green slime splatter
  • K-pop 'finger heart'
  • Funky disco dancer
  • A cat looking startled to see a human dressed as a cat eating from its bowl, labelled "Karen"
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    Melissa Schreiber commented on 16 Constants Of Working In An Office

    Same here :-) I'm working right now! And #3 - facebook stalking IS sometimes in my job description ;-)

    2/27/2014

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    Melissa Schreiber commented on Which Modern Family Character Are You?

    I can't believe you just called me Haley, BuzzFeed. I thought we were friends.

    2/27/2014

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    Melissa Schreiber commented on 19 Things You Should Never Say To A Budding Writer

    #11 Someone just said that exact thing to me the other day, and I had pretty much the same reaction. Also, why would we want to be the next someone else? We want to be original, and for someone else to want to be the next us :-)

    2/27/2014

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    Melissa Schreiber commented on 18 Reasons Being An Aunt Or An Uncle Is The Best Thing Ever

    #2 is awesome. I take advantage of that with my niece and nephews as often as possible.

    2/27/2014

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    Melissa Schreiber commented on 18 Things You Should Never Say To A Bostonian

    #2: I'm from Boston and am told that ALL the time. But I LOVE responding with #1 in my mock-Boston accent. I guess that's just cuz I live in another country now and miss it, though.

    2/8/2014

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    Melissa Schreiber commented on 32 Things You Always Believed That Simply Aren't True

    #8: I feel like so many romantic comedies need to change their plots or rewrite their cheesy lines immediately! There was definitely a lot of mention about penguins mating for life in way too many romcoms.

    2/8/2014

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