1. This Knit Pant Suit

It looks cozy, but it also looks like she's wearing a wool body condom.
2. This Sweater Guy

The cables really accentuate his biceps.
3. This Couple.

Was this designed to be an adorable two person sweater or were they knitting for a giant?
4. This High Fashion Piece

Straight off the runway from London Fashion week.
5. And this piece.

No one has hands that big! He looks like Mr. Krabs.
6. This Chicken Vest

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get a new vest, obviously.
7. This Cat Cardigan

It's adorable. But it's also a cat cardigan.
8. This Cat Turtleneck

Do cats even have necks? Really?
9. This Costume

What? WHY???
10. This Crop Top

Is it supposed to keep you cool? Or warm? Or both?
11. This Shawl

Is it a fashion piece? A magical cape?
12. This Toilet Paper

There are so many free and easy hat patterns! Why this?? WHY?
13. This outfit

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14. This Runway Piece

But was the headpiece really necessary?
15. This Hooded Cat

This cat is cozier than you'll ever be.
16. This Scarf

It seems a little, um, heavy.
17. These Couch Potato Sweaters

OMG SO COZY THOUGH