10 Ways To Live Like It's Always Shark Week

Screw humpday, it's all about shark saturdays

1. Keep your morning tea festive

2. Make your dentist appointment into a game of which fingers will survive

3. Prey on unsuspecting sunbathers

4. Whenever someone asks about your scar tell them it was from a shark

They don't need to know you don't actually surf or that the scar was from tripping over a curb

5. Grow a beard worthy of a fisherman

6. Remember the vow....

7. ... but also remember a shark's got to eat

8. Have a killer sleepover

9. Realize that shark week actually happens once a month

10. Live life as a land shark