1. Batman Returns
“You know, mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it.” “But a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it.”
“I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.”
3. Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure
“Oh, you beautiful babes from England, for whom we have traveled through time… will you go to the prom with us in San Dimas? We will have a most triumphant time!”
“Girlie I think I love you. I wanna buy you food. I wanna buy you corn dogs.”
5. The Hangover
Maam, in the leopard print dress, you have an amazing rack.
6. The 40 year old virgin
Have You Ever Heard Of The Term Fuck Buddy?
7. Keeping The Faith
God was showing off when he made you.
8. Fools Rush In
You are everything I never knew I always wanted.
9. As Good As It Gets
Youre why cavemen chiseled on walls.
10. A Good Year
Pardon my lips. They find joy in the most unusual places.
“I could find the whole meaning of life in those sad eyes.”
12. Intolerable Cruelty
“Your husband told me you were the most beautiful woman hed ever seen, but he didnt say anything about the most beautiful woman Id ever seen.”
13. Leaving Las Vegas
“I really wish that you’d come home with me. You’re so cute and I’m really good in bed, believe me. You smell good, too.”
14. Jerry Maguire
“We live in a cynical world. A cynical world. And we work in a business of tough competitors. I love you. You complete me.”
“Wanna play a game? You can be Little Red Riding Hood and Ill be the Big Bad Wolf.”
“I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave.”
17. Austin Powers
“Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.”
“I’m just lookin’ for a little slap and pickle!”
“I wanna shake you naked and eat you alive …”
20. American Psycho
“You’re a fuckin’ ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death and then play around with your blood.”
21. Revenge Of The Nerds
“Excuse me, miss. I just want you to know that I don’t intend to sleep with another woman until I’m back here in your arms with my head resting between your creamy thighs.”
?Theres no reason we need to be shackled by the strictures of the employee-employer relationship. Unless youre into that sort of thing. In which case, I got some shackles in the back. Im just kidding. But seriously, Ive got em.”
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- A federal judge halted Mississippi's anti-LGBT religious exemption law moments before it was set to go into effect.
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