1. For those times when non-lethal violence against women just isn't enough.
2. Sexist AND sexual.
3. "Silence of the Lambs" imagery didn't start with Anthony Hopkins.
4. Fifty Shades of WHAT THE HELL.
5. Blow in her face. Get it?
6. Forget wanting to wipe that smirk off his face. Why does he have his tie and dress shirt on?
7. Kinda creepy.
8. They totally knew what they were doing.
9. This looks like the start of a bad skin flick, right?
This looks like the next scene of that skin flick, right?
10. This one zips right past sexism and crashes into pedophilia.
11. Because professional musicians always dress like this. Never.
12. This is a real ad.
13. Google search turns up zero ads berating men for not hosing down their genitals with harmful chemicals.
14. Because domestic violence is just so darned 'rollicking."
15. A tweaked out wife is a happy wife!
16. Probably because he hasn't been douching with Lysol and popping speed.
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