1. An acne patch for getting rid of breakouts fast. Hydrocolloid, tea tree oil, and calendula oil are gentle on the skin, while still drawing out fluids and pus from your pimple so it's basically like having a super fancy, ultra expensive facialist on call to handle your extractions without the massive price tag.
2. A set of satin pillowcases so you'll wake up with less frizz and breakage. Oh, and your bed will look like it's straight from a West Elm ad.

3. A herb stripper because what better way to take your dish to the next level than with fresh herbs? It'll loosen fresh rosemary so you're not spending precious ~thyme~ plucking each leaf from the sprig.

4. A refreshing Mario Badescu rosewater facial spray that'll revive and hydrate your skin anytime, anywhere, whether that's at your desk because you sit in front of the heater, or in the middle seat of an airplane while you're 50,000 feet in the air.

5. A waterproof NYX liquid eyeliner if you want wings that are sharper than your biting sarcasm.
6. A jewelry-cleaning pen to make your jewels sparkle. It's compact enough to fit in your purse so you can use it on the go, yet it's powerful enough to clean the dirt and grime that's dulled your stones' shine.

7. A long-lasting, super hydrating clear lip gloss for anyone who loves having moisturized lips *and* for whom regular lip balm just isn't extra enough.
8. A set of 16 sheet masks so you can pamper your skin with an injection of vitamin E (an antioxidant that can help reduce sun damage and protect from free radical damage) and collagen (can help strengthen skin and reduce dryness).
9. A candy apple soap because apple is objectively the best scent and I won't hear otherwise. This vegan and cruelty-free soap bar makes for an ~apple-solutely~ luxurious shower experience thanks to its fluffy lather and its moisturizing essential oils.

10. A scalp massager that'll transform your shower into a 5-star salon. A relaxing scalp massage is great for getting that blood flowing to your head while simultaneously breaking down buildup (hello hairspray and dry shampoo) that's making your hair oily.
11. A mascara separator if you're not a fan of the clumpy lashes look. The comb is curved so you can reach every itty bitty lash.
12. And a cruelty-free lengthening mascara, because who doesn't want to be this fabu~lash~? It's lightweight, won't transfer, doesn't smudge, and lasts all day — what more could you ask for?
13. A earring variety pack to make you say ~hoop there it is~. Each set comes with 10 earrings (five sets) so you have options...lots of options.

14. A moisturizing hair treatment for when your strands need a quick burst of hydration. In just eight seconds — eight! — it starts working to leave your mane feeling silkier, softer, and smoother after washing.

15. A Neutrogena clarifying shampoo that'll break through hairsprays, dry shampoo, oils, and whatever else is gunking up your scalp. Clarifying shampoos can dry out your skin if you use them too often, so we recommend using it once a week.
16. A wave barrette so you can zhuzh up any boring 'do.

17. A Schick Silk dermaplaning razor if you want your makeup to apply like a dream. It trims peach fuzz so there's a smooth canvas for your makeup, and it has a precision cover to prevent any eyebrow grooming mishaps.
18. A luxuriously moisturizing overnight mask to help you achieve that same glow you usually have after a very expensive facial. Who needs $200 creams when this miracle in a pot is less than $10?

19. A cuticle oil for the strong, beautiful nails you've always dreamed of. A combination of sweet almond oil, vitamin E, and jojoba softens the cuticle and strengthens your claws so you can wave goodbye to weak nails that peel.

20. A jar, nay, a tub, of Mike's Hot Honey so each meal tastes like you're eating at a fancy restaurant.

21. A creamy matte lipstick because this lightweight formula offers a rich color payoff that won't dry out your lips like all the other matte shades you've tried.

22. A pair of soft, stretchy, breathable, funky-colored underwear that'll have you posing for an impromptu photoshoot because OMFG your butt in these panties deserves to be celebrated.

23. A butt mask if you want to treat your *whole* body to a luxurious self-care routine. Each mask does something different, from firming and illuminating to brightening and rejuvenating.

24. A handmade plaid scrunchie to ~check~ all your boxes: bright, fun, and beautiful. The design and colors are inspired by the headscarves Hmong people often wear.
25. A double-sided edges brush for smoothing and laying your edges (if you want to!). On one end is a boar bristle brush that gently massages your scalp and increases blood flow and hair growth. The other end is a mini comb to polish your look.
26. An exfoliating lip scrub so you can say goodbye to a dry, flaky pout. Did you know that exfoliating your lips helps increase circulation to make them appear fuller?
27. A scalp pomade because this one is a fantastic alternative to hair grease, as it moisturizes the scalp without suffocating it. This plant-based formula also adds shine while sealing in the hair.
28. A tortoiseshell claw clip that'll be the one aesthetic that both millennials and Gen Z'ers can agree on. *insert Everyone Liked That Fallout meme*
29. A hair finishing stick if you're in need of something to clean up all those random strands that escape from ponytails and buns. It's basically like a mascara wand coated in natural plant oils for your hair.
30. A pair of dripping sunglasses to make you want to stage an Instagram photoshoot asap. I'm like 99% sure I'm not cool enough to wear these, but you could totally pull them off.

31. A mini Glossier face wash so you can test out their best-selling pH-balanced Milk Jelly cleanser. It's designed with five conditioning ingredients that won't leave your skin stripped and feeling tight.

32. Some pearl drop earrings because holy mother of ~pearl~ these beauties are the ~shucking pearl-fect~.

33. A collagen-coating hair treatment to revitalize your dry, damaged, overprocessed strands — no matter your hair type.
34. A clear eyebrow gel that'll hold each hair in place so your brows always look perfectly groomed.

35. A tub of O'Keeffe's foot cream because the cold weather doesn't have to stop you from having sandal-ready feet. Slather it all over your feet and then stick 'em in a pair of thick socks. Within a few days you'll have super soft heels.

36. A brightening facial scrub so both your face is ✨radiant✨ (or like more radiant than it already was). A combo of sea kelp, lemon peel, French green clay, and Madonna lily slough away the dry, flaky dead skin cells and de-gunk your pores to help reduce breakouts.
