30 "King Of The Hill" Things For The Biggest Fan, I Tell You H'wat
That boy ain't right, but these ain't wrong.
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1. A cross-stitch pattern of Bobby making the "rock on" sign because this is an eternal big mood. 🤘
Promising review: "This was a really fun pattern to do, especially on the light blue background. It gave Bobby an eerie look until I filled his face in LOL. Hubs thought it creepy! Great shop and clear patterns. I've more of hers to do, stay tuned!" —norabehrens1
Get it from OccultGrandma on Etsy for $5.99.
2. A cozy hoodie if Bill, I mean Lenore, is your favorite King of the Hill character.
Get it from KingOfTheHillGoods on Etsy for $31.49+ (available in sizes and S–5X and seven colors).
3. A Mack hat just like Dale's so you can pair it with mirrored flip-up sunglasses, a short-sleeve button-up, and a pack of Manitobas (OK, maybe not the cigarettes).
Get it from BeyondTheSeen on Etsy for $25.
4. A Peggy Hill sticker si tu hables español so well that you could probably be a substitute Spanish teacher.
Get it from SerWalterStickers on Etsy for $3+ (available in three sizes).
5. A T-shirt in the style of the now-banned "Thank You" plastic shopping bags to remind you that Hank Hill is his name and propane is his game.
Get it from AndysNerdyPrints on Etsy for $20 (available in sizes S–3X).
6. A durable and lightweight tote bag to let Chane Wassanasong (or anyone else for that matter) know not to mess with you.
Promising review: "Exactly how i imagined it. The print is beautiful and the fabric is very robust and has a nice feel to it. Definitely my new favorite bag." —Olivia
Get it from joshuanaaa on Redbubble for $20.21 (available in two styles).
7. I'll tell you what man, a dang ol' Boomhauer print that you can hang anywhere in your dang ol' house man, I'm talking 'bout anywhere in your dang ol' home man.
Promising review: "My boyfriend loved it! And so do I! We’re both King of the Hill fans and this is now proudly displayed in our living room for everyone to see! Planning to purchase the other KOTH pictures to complete to the collection. Thank you so much!!" —Ivy
Get it from FoxesCave on Etsy for $7.20+ (available in two sizes).[;'
8. A Cotton Hill mug for anyone with a sharp nose and a ~scents~ of humor.
Get it from KingOfTheHillGoods on Etsy for $11.47+ (available in two sizes).
9. A King of the Hill cutting board that'll remind you to always cook with propane so you can taste the meat, not the heat.
Get it from KingOfTheHillGoods on Etsy for $24.49+ (available in two styles).
10. A Manger Babies throw pillow featuring Obediah the Donkey, Hosea the Cat, and Sir Reginald Featherbottom III (and you probably just read that in full Luanne Platter-voice).
Promising review: "Got this gift for my sister and she laughed until she cried when she opened it. They look amazing and are great quality." —Rachael
Get it from hellodarlin on Redbubble for $21.01+ (available in five sizes and with or without the pillow insert).
11. A 3-inch tall action figure of Dale "The Conspiracy Theorist" Gribble that comes complete with knife, radio, and glasses, accessories, and a collector's card.
12. A pair of Bobby Hill earrings you'll love almost as much as Bobby loves fruit pies.
Get them from DreamingofJohnny on Etsy for $21.
13. A Hulu subscription so you can watch every season of the often hilarious but more often way too-real Pamela Adlon's (aka the voice of Bobby Hill) series Better Things.
Get it from Hulu for $5.99+.
14. A vintage photo of flugelhorn musician, Mega-Lo-Mart spokesperson, and American icon Chuck Mangione. You can almost hear "Feels So Good" just by looking at it.
Get it from MODERNAIRES on Etsy for $9.99.
15. A hoodie that I ~Kahn~'t believe you don't own already.
Get it from KingOfTheHillGoods on Etsy for $31.49+ (available in sizes S–5X and seven colors).
16. A Dale's Dead Bug/Daletech keychain so you can look semi-professional even though you, like Dale, have no idea what you're doing.
Get it from ToxicTrinketsShop on Etsy for $10.
17. An enamel pin of Hank and Ladybird in their dance competition outfits because now is the perfect time to teach your pooch a dance routine.
Promising review: "Such a quality pin! It’s my favorite one to wear! ❤️" —Sarah Reda
Get it from RockingPins on Etsy for $10.
18. An embroidery that'll serve as a constant reminder of how Lucky got his name and that you should be listening to more Tom Petty.
Get it from StitchNicheCo on Etsy for $33.
19. A hunky valentine because it's never to early to treat your partner to one of John Redcorn's healing massages.
Get it from KingOfTheHillGoods on Etsy for $4.99+ (available in two styles).
20. A very relatable Hank Hill mug that perfectly captures your pre-coffee mood.
Get it from KingOfTheHillGoods on Etsy for $13.49+ (available in two sizes).
21. A TLMS substitute teacher of the year award T-shirt if you need everyone to be aware of your accomplishments — and the fact that you won the title three years in a row.
Get it from hellodarlin on Redbubble for $17.36 (available in sizes S–3XL and two styles).
22. A personalized King Of The Hill–style family portrait that'll make you stand back and say, "Yep, yup, mhmm."
Get it from WadaDesigns on Etsy for $69+ (available in two styles).
23. A pouch of pocket sand you'll want to keep on you at all times so you can make a hasty escape whenever necessary.
Get it from ToxicTrinketsShop on Etsy for $6.50.
24. A one-size-fits-all Strickland Propane snapback cap that could totally pass for a minor league baseball team but still won't make you an expert on propane or propane accessories.
Promising review: "Got this as a gift for my brother and I was so happy with it! Great quality and fast shipping! He loved it too." —Madison Januszewski
Get it from CustomCapsEmbroider on Etsy for $25.
25. A 252-piece King of the Hill puzzle so you can pass some time with your favorite residents of Arlen.
Get it from KingOfTheHillGoods on Etsy for $28.49.
26. A motivational Peggy Hill embroidery for when you need the mental and emotional strength to survive a skydive without a functioning parachute.
Get it from StitchNicheCo on Etsy for $42.
28. A mugshot of Bobby Hill's mug on a mug. "That boy ain't right" but this ceramic coffee conveyance is A-OK!
Get it from KingOfTheHillGoods on Etsy for $11.47+ (available in two sizes).
29. A Rusty Shackleford name decal to make sure your real name remains a mystery.
Get it from SerWalterStickers on Etsy for $3+ (available in three sizes).
30. A 17-piece stainless-steel barbecue set because what good are propane and propane accessories without the proper grilling tools? Do Lady Propane proud.
Raise your hand if you can hear the theme song right now. ✋
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