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1.A box of pore-tightening, skin-lifting face masks that'll truly terrify you, first because you'll look like a zombie once you've applied it, and second because it's so darn effective at reducing the appearance of wrinkles.
2.A pack of stain-removing pads because owning a pet = a lot of messes. Pee? Check! Poop? Check! Vomit? Check! (You can even use them to clean up your wine spills.)
3.A pumice cleaning stone for powering through tough rust, lime, and calcium streaks that have retired many a toilet scrubbing brush. Give your tired arms a break and let this little guy rub away discoloration with ease. This nontoxic cleaner is tough on dirt but gentle on porcelain so you can sit atop the glistening throne you deserve.
4.A cruelty-free lengthening mascara if your dream is that your lashes would one day hold a voluminous curl. Call this a dream come true, baby! It's lightweight, won't transfer, doesn't smudge, and lasts all day — what more could you ask for?
5.A stunning, goes-with-everything, built-to-last tan cross-body bag to pair perfectly with all your spring ensembles. It's a great size to be an everyday bag and comes with a handful of thoughtful features, like a genius pen loop and a knotted handle that allows you to wear it across your body or doubled up as a shoulder bag.
6.A Scrubbing Bubbles toilet cleaning stamp so you can polish your toilet without ever having to pick up a dirty toilet brush. *shudders* The stamp releases the cleaning gel, which foams and cleans your toilet.
7.A jewelry-cleaning pen that'll make your jewels sparkle. It's compact enough to fit in your purse so you can use it on the go, yet it's powerful enough to clean days', months', and weeks' worth of dirt and grime that's dulled your stones' shine.
8.A teeth-whitening pen because it's a heck of a lot quicker (and tastes a lot better) than those irritating whitening strips that slip and slide all over your teeth. You can use each pen ~20 times and should expect your teeth to lighten four to eight shades.
9.An immunity-boosting allergy supplement for dogs with skin sensitivities. These soft chews deliver a dose of probiotics and other nutrients to help improve immune function, aide digestion, promote healthy skin, and add shine to a dog's coat.
10.A Schick Silk dermaplaning razor if the thought of trimming your brows reminds you of the horrible time in middle school that you accidentally shaved off half your eyebrow. Thankfully this has a precision cover to prevent such mishaps.
11.An Etude House drying powder to help control your skin's oil production and keep your face from looking greasy. You can also apply it to your hair (make sure you dust off the residue) so your roots look freshly washed.
12.A bleach-free, no-scrub weekly shower spray so soap scum and shower grime buildup goes bye bye without you ever having to wipe. Rinse it clean the next day, and you'll be amazed to see those hard water stains on your shower door are *poof* gone.
14.And speaking of bugs, a pack of disgustingly effective sticky traps because those pesky gnats are terrorizing your plants again.
15.A eucalyptus lavender pouch for getting the most out of your baths and showers. The hot steam triggers lavender's and eucalyptus' therapeutic benefits, which include promoting relaxation, decongestion, stress reduction, and encouraging restful sleep.
16.A pet hair remover if you're tired of getting fur all over your clothes. Roll it over your couch, bed, favorite blanket, you name it, and watch it lift the fur away. See, we can own nice things!!
17.A cot bed to keep your pet cool as a cucumber. If your pooch or kitty plans to spend anytime in the backyard this spring/summer, get them this! It'll keep them cool by allowing air to circulate underneath it so your pets can sunbathe with you comfortably.
18.A relaxing lavender aromatherapy dough so you can occupy your restless hands and stay present during that really important work call.
19.A versatile multi-stick that'll do the work of many. It lends a beautiful flush of color to your eyelids, cheeks, and lips, and blends seamlessly into your skin with the warmth of your fingers.
20.A set of vegetable storage containers because you want your produce to stay fresh for as long as possible. Dunk on the rest of us nerds who have to toss out the half-used onion they found in the back of their fridge last week.
21.A carpet cleaner for getting rid of that questionable stain on your white carpet that's been taunting you and besting every other carpet cleaner you've ever tried — well, every carpet cleaner but this one.
22.A pack of fizzing toilet tabs if you would be perfectly happy to never touch a dirty toilet brush again. These'll make your dream a reality. It's basically a sanitizing bath bomb that disinfects your toilet.
23.A pair of dog leggings (!!!!!) to keep Fido's legs — not just his paws — protected from all the spring showers (read: mud everywhere).
24.A beeswax wood polisher so you can revive your embarrassingly worn, dinged, and dented cabinets and table quick as a flash. Plus, this method is a heck of a lot cheaper than actually replacing the wood or furniture piece, and using this polish on a regular basis can actually help keep the wood hydrated so it lasts longer.
25.An adorable face mask that'll keep you feeling peachy keen.
26.A mold and mildew remover because you can set it, forget it, and come back in a few hours to see grout that looks like new. If your brain is filled with images of your dirty shower grout every time you close your eyes and try to relax...you definitely need this.
27.A Maud's Coffee and Tea subscription for caffeine enthusiasts who want to make sure their next brew is always on hand. The coffee and tea pods are compatible with Keurig and Nespresso machines. And pods, lids, and filters are made with biodegradable and recyclable materials.
28.An eyebrow grooming gel like Boy Brow if you're trying to tame your unruly eyebrows or create fluffy caterpillars from sparse, barely there hairs.
29.An adorable and basically tear-resistant stuffed duck to save you money on toys that your furry destroyer shreds in approximately 10 seconds. This lil' yellow duck doesn't look like it, but it's built to last.
30.A bug bite suction tool so you can command z that pesky mosquito bite. It's designed to actually suck out venom, saliva, and irritants on your skin that may be causing swelling and itching.
31.A CHEF iQ smart cooker that'll make you feel like you're a member of the Jetsons family. You can connect it to your phone via the CHEF iQ app and discover guided recipes so you can stop ordering takeout for every meal. Your old pressure cooker probably still uses a landline!
32.A Glossier cream blush because you're tired of applying blush and looking like a clown. This blendable, buildable formula gives you a beautiful and natural-looking flush of color. Apply it with your fingers for a stunning glow.
33.A durable dog pool for sweltering hot days when the only reasonable thing to do is hop in the pool. These are portable and fold down so you can store them in the garage for next summer. And reviewers say they're sturdy enough to stand up to pups roughhousing in them.
34.A mineral sunscreen if you're one of those — and forgive my language — dumdums who's not wearing sunscreen. C'mon now! Sunscreen, y'all! Every day! It's a little embarrassing if you're not doing this already!
35.A broom for pet hair to loosen the fur trapped in your carpet. It works just as well on wood and linoleum, with the rubber head working as a magnet to attract stray hairs. There's also a built-in squeegee for wiping up liquids or for cleaning glass. Plus, the handle extends from 36 to 60 inches so it can reach practically any mess.
36.A fast-acting and effective Kate Somerville acne treatment so you can target those under-the-surface pimples before they turn into angry whiteheads.
37.An interactive cat toy that'll appease your furry overlord and entertain them for hours. It'll quickly replace the bin full of other playthings you've bought your kitty over the years...and that they now won't even look at.
38.An acne patch because pimples always pop up at the *worst* possible moment. Hydrocolloid, tea tree oil, and calendula oil are gentle on the skin while still drawing out fluids and pus from your pimple.
39.Balm Dotcom, a hydrating lip balm for anyone who's tried just about every moisturizing lip treatment without success. This one's made with castor oil, lanolin, and beeswax to lock in moisture and create a protective barrier.
40.A compressive-yet-stretchy two-piece workout set if your old leggings and sports bras just aren't cutting it anymore. This one's made from a moisture-wicking material that'll keep you cool during your runs and outdoor workouts.
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