We hope you love the products we recommend! All of them were independently selected by our editors. Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales or other compensation from the links on this page if you decide to shop from them. Oh, and FYI — prices are accurate and items in stock as of time of publication.
1.A cat-shaped wine stopper that'll preserve your leftover bottle of mus-cat-o, cat-bernet, purr-gandy, or meow-rlot.
2.A cat butt coloring book for anyone who's ~feline~ artsy or who just needs a good laugh. It's a butt, people! We all have one!
3.An over-the-door hanger shaped like a cat that'll keep your clothes off the ground where they'll no doubt become covered in a thick layer of cat fur — one that won't go away no matter how many times you use a lint roller.
4.An exciting card game called Exploding Kittens for bonding with real people when your cats are bored of you. Players draw cards until they get the Exploding Kitten Card, which means they're out of the game. Luckily, there are special cards that can help you avoid getting exploded.
5.A snarky coffee mug to give the cat mom in your life five meows.
6.A tissue holder that'll make you laugh, even if you're crying after a breakup or sneezing nonstop because of allergies.
7.A roll of duct tape covered in cute cats that's so strong it'll basically hold your life together.
8.A pet carrier backpack for anyone who's ever dreamed of going adventuring with their kitty. It's roomy enough to fit small- to medium-sized cats, and there are nine ventilation holes to ensure there's enough air inside. Instagram-worthy content, here we come!
9.A cat lady action figure to make you chuckle, because you're nothing like that at all. Uh huh, nothing wrong here! Six cats? Totally normal! Pockets filled with cat treats? But of course! Clothes *always* covered in cat hair? It'll keep you warm!
10.A Titanic-themed air freshener that'll make your heart go on...and on...and on.
11.An organic cat grass–growing kit for any fur babies who struggle with frequent hairballs as well as indoor cats who just want a taste of the outdoors. It's made from a blend of barley, flax, oat, and wheat seeds and is a safe source of vitamins and minerals.
12.A removable sticker to surprise (and maybe scare) your guests. Trust us, there are much worse things you could see when lifting up the toilet seat.
13.A pair of animal paw socks that may finally convince your cats that you're one of them. There's even a paw printed on the underside!
14.A hoodie with a carrying pouch so can officially level up your cat lady status. The soft, fleece-lined pouch also comes in handy for holding your iPad, phone, or snacks when your kitties are off on other adventures.
15.A T-shirt for anyone who loves cats and Harry Potter. Tag yourself! I'm Nyaville.
16.An indoor/outdoor welcome mat that'll make your nosy neighbors think twice about coming over. The top is covered in absorbent fibers that'll catch dirt, water, and snow from your shoe's soles, while the bottom is coated with a non-slip material. And because you'll be the only one going in and out, this durable mat should last you awhile!
17.A dish towel to purrfectly capture your eternal mood.
18.A welcome sign that'll make your true feelings known, because apparently meowing at other humans is just weird.
19.A fanny pack covered in cats to replace your bulky purse. It holds a surprising amount of stuff, AND it glows in the dark!
20.A set of two cat-shaped infusers for the kit-tea lover who can only function when they've had at least three mugs of tea.
21.An adorable enamel cat pin that'll complement your obsession with space. It's out-of-this-world cute and I. NEED. IT.
22.A set of sticky notes shaped like cats so you never lose your page again.
23.A stretchy elastic rabbit hat for the cat owners who live and breathe Halloween spirit.
24.A stemless wine glass that feels so classy it'll make you forget you're drinking boxed wine. Fortunately, your cat can't judge you for your ~pour~ decisions.
25.Faux fur fingerless gloves to keep your hands warm in the office when they're blasting the AC. Your coworkers will probably make fun of you, but who cares? At least you'll be able to feel your hands.
26.A hilarious book for anyone who's desperate to know if they've displeased their furry overlords.
27.A handmade soy candle that'll speak to the soul of any pet owner who has a lint roller in every room of the house, the car, and inside the purse to prevent any stray hairs from ruining a good outfit.
28.A tote bag for anyone who prefers the conversational skills of a four-legged hairy creature that poops in a box over their fellow humans.
29.A silicone mold so you can whip up egg-celent (do you get the yolk?) sunny side eggs every time.
We think you need all of these things ASAP. Pretty please?
Check out more cat content right meow — we demand it!