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1. A jetted tub cleaner, because yes, you have to clean the inside of your tub — like the inside, inside. This cleanser will quickly flush out soap scum and body oils that are gunking up your tub's jets.
2. A pack of stain-removing pads that'll rapidly lift pee, poop, vomit, and even wine from your carpet — all you have to do is give them a few stomps.
3. An eco-friendly hard water stain-remover for helping you make quick work of wiping soap scum and residue in your shower. Sanitizing your shower will take probably half the time it used to, which is great because, as we've already established, we hate cleaning.
4. A handheld vacuum to suck up pet hair like a pro when you only have a few minutes to clean. It has a special rubber nozzle that picks up fur with ease, especially on hard-to-vacuum areas like stairs. There's no bag, so simply pop off the canister when you're done vacuuming and dump the contents in the trash.
5. A portable Bissell SpotBot if you'd rather not spend hours on your hands and knees scrubbing cat vomit from the carpet with a brush. Good thing this'll clean up your messes in minutes.
6. A broom for pet hair so you spend less time unearthing trapped fur from your carpet. The rubber head works as a magnet to attract stray hairs. There's also a built-in squeegee for wiping up liquids or for cleaning glass. Plus, the handle extends so it can reach practically any mess.
7. A bleach pen because it makes cleaning your grout as simple as coloring in the lines. It's also great for spot-treating stains on clothes.
8. An odor-eliminating spray that'll erase stains and stenches fast. Each spray releases bacteria that feeds on the ammonia left behind after your pet's accidents, eliminating the urine completely and deterring your pet from peeing in the same spot again.
9. A Scrubbing Bubbles toilet cleaning stamp for polishing your toilet without you ever having to touch a dirty toilet brush. With each flush, the stamp releases the cleaning gel, which foams and cleans your toilet.
10. A Bissell Bark Bath Dual Use to keep your dog smelling fresh and clean without traumatizing them with a bathtub. Surprise! It also cleans pet messes your fur baby leaves on the couch, in the car, on your favorite upholstered recliner, you name it.
11. A no-rinse spot remover if your usual MO is to just ignore the mess. This'll lift even the most stubborn old stain, and it doesn't require you to rinse or vacuum after you spray.
12. A rust-remover spray so you no longer avoid looking at your shower because of embarrassing stains. This cleanser will obliterate those stains in the blink of an eye.
13. A pack of dishwasher cleaning tablets because they clean as your machine runs — no need to spend your precious free time cleaning it by hand.
14. A pack of vegan disinfectant toilet tablets that'll sanitize your bowl and keep it smelling fresh without you ever having to break a sweat.
15. A pumice cleaning stone for powering through tough rust, lime, and calcium streaks you have to explain to your S.O. are not poop stains — you swear! Give your tired arms a break and let this little guy scrub away discoloration with ease. This nontoxic cleaner is tough on dirt but gentle on porcelain so you can sit atop the listening throne you deserve.
16. A bleach-free, no-scrub weekly shower spray to prevent soap scum and shower grime without you even having to wipe. Just rinse it clean the next day, and you'll be amazed to see those hard water stains on your shower door are *poof* gone.
17. A blind cleaner brush if you don't have the time or energy to clean each blind individually. Work smarter not harder!
18. A power scrubber so you can actually be impressed for once. It's basically an electric toothbrush, but for cleaning tile grout and hard-to-reach nooks and crannies. This is gonna save you so much time and effort.
19. A wood restorer, because *gestures at the photo* c'mon! And these results don't require any special effort on your part; just wipe your stained, scratched, faded wood with this oil, let it sit for 20 minutes, et voilà!
20. A pack of foaming garbage disposal cleaners that'll deodorize your sink ASAP, because if you have to smell last week's rotting veggie peels for one more minute you just might scream.
21. A grooming glove for satisfying your fur baby's endless desire for some rubbies as well as your desire to not live in a house that's covered in dog fur. It's great option for loosening fur before it ends up covering the couch, especially if your dog or cat goes running at the sight of a brush.
22. A speedy oven cleaner to de-gunk drippings from your last five years' worth of meals. It can power through baked-on crud, so all you have to do is wipe it clean.
23. A pair of sweeper slippers if you want to clean the floors as you walk around your apartment. They pick up dirt, dust, pet hair, your hair, and more with each step.
24. A stain lightener so you can set it and forget it — literally. Just squeeze the gel on mold and mildew trapped in your grout and let it sit. After a few hours the stains will be gone!
25. A two-in-one Hoover carpet cleaner because you need your vacuum to do the hard work — and do it fast! — of sucking up dirt, dust, and pet hair *and* steaming your carpets. It's time to reclaim your weekends instead of spending the whole day vacuuming, then steaming, then waiting for everything to dry.
26. A plant-based stainless-steel cleaner and polish that'll help you conquer the very time-consuming task of wiping down all the appliances in your kitchen. Reviewers say it helps keep your surfaces smudge-free for longer, meaning less cleaning for you!
I guess we...like...cleaning now?
