1. A pumice cleaning stone for powering through tough rust, lime, and calcium streaks that have retired many a toilet scrubbing brush. Give your tired arms a break and let this little guy rub away discoloration with ease. This nontoxic cleaner is tough on dirt but gentle on porcelain so you can sit atop the glistening throne you deserve.
2. A Scrubbing Bubbles toilet cleaning stamp to polish your toilet with each flush. The stamp releases the cleaning gel, which foams and cleans your toilet.
3. An cotton swab holder so you can conceal your toothpicks, dental flossers, and cotton swaps with the push of a button. Guess it's time to finally throw out the bulky boxes they came in!
4. A mold and mildew remover because you can set it, forget it, and come back in a few hours to see grout that looks like new. I'm talking basically every speck of black mold is gone! *Cues up "Do You Believe in Magic"*
5. A rolling laundry sorter if the hamper in your bathroom is overflowing and the thought of spending your Saturday morning sorting the towels and the delicates is already giving you a headache.
6. An adhesive floating shelf that'll hold your shampoo bottles without complaint *and* without requiring you to drill any holes in your walls. These can also stick inside your shower!
7. A Tushy bidet attachment for pampering your patootie. Not only will it help you use less TP, but it also just leaves you feeling cleaner after you go.
8. An under-cabinet drawer to hold your bottles of cleaners *and* to store smaller supplies like sponges, brushes, and cleaning cloths.
9. A space-saving outlet shelf so you have a perch for your electric toothbrush, Bluetooth speaker, or decor even if your bathroom lacks a counter.
10. A Squatty Potty, because a bout of constipation shouldn't leave you down in the ~dumps~. Squatting changes the angle of your anal canal, opening it up so it's easier for things to exit.
11. A two-tier no-drill corner shower caddy if you're tired of playing Tetris on your shower's ledges with your toiletries.
12. A hidden toilet brush that'll sit neatly behind your toilet's water tank, camouflaging itself until you need it. No space for a toilet brush holder in your itty bitty bathroom? No problem!
13. A luffa soap for exfoliating while you clean. Reviewers say it'll leave your skin soft and smooth, not red and raw.
14. A bundle of eucalyptus leaves to transform your bathroom into a 5-star spa. Sometimes you just need to lock yourself in the bathroom, away from the stress and idiots in real life, and take a nice hot shower.
15. A power scrubber so you don't have to schedule a six-hour cleaning session this weekend. It's basically an electric toothbrush, but for cleaning tile grout and hard-to-reach nooks and crannies. This is gonna save you so much time and effort.
16. A acrylic organizer so each and every lipstick, mascara tube, and bottle of foundation is in its place rather than spread all over your bathroom counter.
17. A plant-based stainless-steel cleaner and polish if your bathroom faucet has been covered in smudges and fingerprints for so long that you've forgotten how beautiful and shiny it once was. Reviewers say it helps keep your surfaces smudge free for longer, meaning less cleaning for you!
18. A two-tier expandable shelf that'll bring order to your bathroom cabinet. There's even an opening in the center so it can fit around the sink pipes. Genius!
19. A shower curtain liner with mesh pockets to save your toes from an avalanche of heavy shampoo and conditioner bottles that fall from your itty bitty ledge every time you shower.
20. And don't forget a before-you-go toilet spray to hide any evidence. Even if you're one of those weirdly confident people who can poop in a house full of people without issue, having this in your bathroom for others can calm nervous pooers.
21. An over-the-tank TP holder so you never have to text your roommate in a panic and ask them to leave a spare roll outside the door. It's also better than toilet paper stands, which always seem to be an inch too far away whenever you reach for the roll.
22. A toilet seat lifter because you have no desire to actually touch what's probably a very dirty toilet seat. It may also encourage your partner or roommate to actually lower the seat when they're done peeing...well...one can hope!
23. A TubShroom if your relaxing showers have turned into you standing in a puddle of water for 15 minutes because the drain is clogged...again. This little guy snags the hair you shed before it can collect in the pipes.
24. A drain clog remover that'll conquer the hair monster in your shower drain, simultaneously impressing and disgusting you.
25. A reusable exfoliating Japanese towel for anyone who wants their entire body to feel as soft and smooth as a baby's bottom. Give yourself a good rub in the shower to slough away dead skin, help get rid of those annoying tiny bumps on the backs of the arms, reduce the frequency of ingrown hairs after shaving, and even help clear backne.
26. A skull bath bomb to reflect how you feel on the inside after a long day of Zoom calls. De-stress with a hot bath and the ashes of your enemies.
27. A pack of shower steamers so you can enjoy your shower to its fullest extent. If you've ever said, "Gee I wish there were bath bombs for showers" — tada! As the tablet dissolves, it releases therapeutic essential oils like lavender and chamomile to help you de-stress after a long day.
28. A bath overflow drain cover because you're missing out on a few extra inches of hot water!
29. A hanging Roll Keeper closet organizer if you're in desperate need of space to store your washcloths, hand towels, and smaller bathroom linens. *Ding ding ding* We have a winner!
