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1.A tube of Boudreaux's Butt Paste that'll quickly become your go-to problem solver. It contains zinc oxide, which is used to treat minor burns and chapped skin as well as diaper rash.
2.A jar of nipple cream to replace the lip balms you keep losing. Yep, that's right. Nipple cream is a great alternative to lip balms and lotions, and it delivers a concentrated dose of hydration where you need it most. And because it's made for babies and nursing mothers, it's free of irritating ingredients like petroleum, parabens, and artificial fragrance so people with sensitive skin can use it.
3.A bottle of talc-free Burt's Bees baby powder so sweaty shoe smells are *poof* gone. You can also dust it in your hair as an alternative to dry shampoo or sprinkle it on your pet's fur between baths. And that's not all! Set your makeup with it, freshen your pits when you forget deodorant, rub it between your legs to prevent chafing, or scatter it on your sheets so you don't wake up in a pool of your own sweat.
4.A container of lavender bubble bath, because babies aren't the only ones who deserve a relaxing bath. The Honest Company's bubble baths are hypoallergenic and paraben-free, plus they're designed to be tear-free — but you can still cry in the bath if you want. #sadgirl #tubcry
5.A container of Burt's Bees body oil to lock in moisture as the weather dries out your skin. This lightweight oil is made with sweet almond oil, lemon oil, and vitamin E, so it not only smells good, but it also protects your skin from damaging free radicals.
6.A 2-in-1 shampoo and body wash for people with fine hair — or anyone who just wants to reduce the number of bottles cluttering their shower. This one's made with calendula extracts, which is especially great for treating eczema.
7.A conditioning leave-in detangler that'll dramatically reduce the number of times you ask yourself, "Should I just shave my head?" while brushing your hair. Your strands will be knot-free and smell ~amazing~.
8.A gentle Mustela nourishing stick you'll want to keep in your bag at all times if you have dry skin. It's made with shea butter and ceramides that create a moisture-trapping barrier to keep your skin hydrated. And! It comes in a handy stick form so you can swipe it as needed.
9.An organic DEET-free bug repellant for anyone who's concerned about chemicals. Sky Organic's bug spray is made with only essential oils so you can feel safe spraying it on your entire family, including your fur babies.
10.A baby lotion to quench your dry skin's never-ending thirst (which is also how I would describe my desire to buy impractical clothing and these black boots).
11.An SPF 50 baby sunscreen that'll actually absorb into the skin so you don't feel permanently greasy. It's specifically designed for babies' delicate skin, so people with sensitive skin will love it.
12.A bottle of gripe water so you can get rid of your hiccups ASAP. They also work wonders if you're suffering from gas (thanks a lot 11 p.m. tacos!!).
13.A diaper spray that'll make your forget all about your expensive toners. California Baby's diaper wash is designed to soothe babies' bottoms, but because it contains witch hazel, an inflammation-relieving, acne-fighting ingredient, reviewers say it's also a fantastic toner. Who knew??
14.A micellar water for sensitive skin that just might convince you to join the cleansing water bandwagon. It's great for refreshing your face on the go because you don't have to rinse it off. Mustela's is made with aloe vera extract so it also helps smooth and soothe your skin.
15.A baby cologne that'll become your signature scent. "It's this fabulous new scent called 'eau de bébé'" — you to all your friends.
16.A vegan nail polish to give your claws a break from toxic polishes. Ella + Mila polishes are great for you and your mini me's manicures because they're PETA-certified cruelty free as well as seven-free, which means they don't contain seven common toxic ingredients.
17.A tub of Aquaphor for babies to treat basically any skin condition you can think of: acne, dry skin, eczema, cold sores, chapped lips, cracked heels. You can also mix it with makeup to create cream eyeshadows and blush, or add sugar to concoct a DIY scrub.
18.A jug of Pedialyte so you can party all night and still function the next day. They're also great for keeping you hydrated if you're battling the flu or food poisoning.
19.A hypoallergenic detergent for newborns that'll clean your clothes without triggering hives. Sensitive skin types, rejoice!
20.A pack of Aveeno baby wipes to solve all your little problems. Too tired to remove your makeup? Grab a wipe. Sticky hands? Grab a wipe. Smelly dog? Grab a wipe. They're made with oat extract and aloe so they're gentle on everyone's skin.
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