megmelodia

All of these except the fast and furious. I actually really liked Vin Diesel’s line after the race.

Throw your shower curtain liner in the washer with a load of whites if it starts to get mildewed. It will come out spotless and you won’t have to scrub. Wipe down your bathtub, sink or bathroom floor with a bit of toilet paper or paper towel to pick up hair before you clean, then… Read More

Unmistaken Child. A film crews fallows a Tibetan Buddhist monk on a journey to find the reincarnation of his deceased master.

As a server, I once dropped an entire tray of drinks on a guy sitting with his family for dinner. To this day I don’t know how, I have never dropped a tray before, or since. The good news? It was a hotel restaurant and all he had to do was pop up to his room to change clothes. He… Read More

My ex boyfriend was a mortician, he said the strangest, not death, but body he ever recovered was of a twenty something year old man that had hung himself in the woods. The strange part was that he had committed suicide in the 70’s and was not found until the late 90’s. His body was… Read More

I actually like the twilight franchise... I usually keep that info to myself btw.

Your cat's food will determine what it's poo smells like. Unfortunately, really high end grain-free cat foods will make their waste smell like something crawled out of the sewer and died in your house (in my experience). I feed my cats Rachael Ray Nutrish, it's deceant quality, but… Read More

One time, I had sex.

Samurai Jack

Thanks for the laughs. Scrolling through my phone, seeing a bunch of old memes I forgot about!