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Things You Have A Better Chance At Than Winning The Lottery (Sorry)

your chances of winning the lottery are 18 million to 1, that's not so bad right?

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1. Being considered that you're possessed by Satan

7,000 to 1(2,500 times more likely)
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7,000 to 1

(2,500 times more likely)

2. Being randomly declared dead by a Social Security data entry mistake

23,483 to 1 (767 times more likely)
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23,483 to 1

(767 times more likely)

3. Being a Yankees fan

10 to 1 (1,800,000 times more likely)
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10 to 1

(1,800,000 times more likely)

4. Being able to date a supermodel

88,000 to 1 (205 times more likely)
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88,000 to 1

(205 times more likely)

5. Becoming President of the United States

10,000,000 to 1 (1.8 times more likely)
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10,000,000 to 1

(1.8 times more likely)

6. Being injured by a toilet seat

10,000 to 1( 1,800,000 times more likely)
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10,000 to 1

( 1,800,000 times more likely)

7. Being on a plane with a drunken pilot

117 to 1(153,000 times more likely)
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117 to 1

(153,000 times more likely)

8. Becoming rich through Antiques Roadshow

60,000 to 1 (300 times more likely)
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60,000 to 1

(300 times more likely)

9. Seeing a UFO

3,000,000 to 1 (6 times more likely)
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3,000,000 to 1

(6 times more likely)

10. Being an Astronaut

13,200,000 to 1 (1.36 times more likely)
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13,200,000 to 1

(1.36 times more likely)

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