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Things You Have A Better Chance At Than Winning The Lottery (Sorry)

your chances of winning the lottery are 18 million to 1, that's not so bad right?

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1. Being considered that you're possessed by Satan

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7,000 to 1

(2,500 times more likely)

4. Being able to date a supermodel

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88,000 to 1

(205 times more likely)

6. Being injured by a toilet seat

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10,000 to 1

( 1,800,000 times more likely)

10. Being an Astronaut

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13,200,000 to 1

(1.36 times more likely)

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