Response to 17 Reasons Friends With Kids Are The Worst:
Oh, I’m so sorry for raising the next generation of little people who will grow up to hopefully earn the taxable income to ensure your social security benefits. Dogs will never do this. Sorry for raising little people who will one day grow up to maybe be your nurse, your driver, your favorite chef. Dogs will not. Child rearing is an important and thankless job and the children we rear today go on to benefit even the childless - so shut up and put up with our non-sense, at least a bit of it.
Response to Kim Kardashian Gives Birth To Baby Girl:
Did anyone stop to read the part where she had the baby five weeks EARLY? So maybe we should wish her and her baby well since this was obviously an unplanned, preemie situation and celebrity or not, this makes the baby at risk? And why do we care about her weight so much? Would you rather women DIET when pregnant and harm themselves and the unborn baby? Ugh, people.