moototherescue

The only thing I can think of is that my dad's auntie was my mum's family midwife and they didn't like her, so when my mum and dad met and they learnt dad's surname they said "oh I hope he's not related to that horrible nurse Renton"

I work in a supermarket that used to have some space that other stores rented from us. over covid though stores closed down. about 4 months after they closed down a lady comes in and comes over to me and asks why they aren't open. I explain that the stores have closed down I'm afraid.… Read More

I was terrified of the episode of Winnie the Pooh that is under the bed. The crayons and the dirt scribble thing. My primary school also showed us this farm safety video that was horrific. There was Victorian ghost kids and a creepy man saying "never rest, never rest in peace"

accidental babies by Damien Rice

I work in a supermarket clothing department, and we have 5 pocket shorts for toddler boys, but the jeans pockets for ladies don't fit a phone in them. They are also £6 more expensive than the equivalent men's jeans

I see heffalumps and raise you Crud and the pencils from under the bed in one episode of Winnie the Pooh.

in line with number 2, the shopping centre I used to work at hosted these "zombie nights". basically, kids got nerf guns and there were adults dressed as zombies. the events were from like 8 till 10 at night when the shops had closed, but we stayed in till 10 to work delivery. so… Read More

oh god, so many of these are true about me. in fact, I still have and use my iPod nano.

My partner once rolled over, woke me up and said "I told you so" and then started snoring. He has no memory of it.

I remember the day I stopped using my Hotmail that was a The Academy Is... Lyric and a grown up boring one to use for applying for jobs and it was such a shitty day