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    27 Hilarious Words For Groups Of Things That Should Exist

    An agglutination of linguists. Bless the #ModernCollectiveNouns hashtag.

    On Wednesday, Twitter users Eezeebee and Brett Fish Anderson started the hashtag #ModernCollectiveNouns with the account @AFrikkinHashtag, which hosts hashtag games every Wednesday.

    A barrage of Segway riders? A swarm? Join @BrettFishA and @Eezeebee101 as we play #ModernCollectiveNouns

    The hashtag actually originated way back in 2012, but picked up in earnest on March 30.

    You probably know a few funny collective nouns. For instance, you can have a prickle of hedgehogs or a skulk of foxes.

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    But Twitter users quickly jumped in with their own playful take on the collective nouns we actually need today...

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    A vineyard of six second clips. #ModernCollectiveNouns

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    #ModernCollectiveNouns A hypercorrection of prescriptivists. https://t.co/0z1uhtLNd4

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    A shallow of Kardashians #ModernCollectiveNouns

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    A Penmanship of Doctors #ModernCollectiveNouns

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    A validation of selfies #ModernCollectiveNouns

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    A debt of graduates #ModernCollectiveNouns

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    #ModernCollectiveNouns A seried of typos.

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    A fraud of bankers #ModernCollectiveNouns

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    #ModernCollectiveNouns A blur of opticians.

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    A bulge of manspreaders #ModernCollectiveNouns

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    #ModernCollectiveNouns A smug of Priuses.

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    A literally of white girls #moderncollectivenouns

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    An Irony of Hipsters #ModernCollectiveNouns

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    A binge of Netflix subscribers #ModernCollectiveNouns

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    #ModernCollectiveNouns A Judgement of Mothers

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    #ModernCollectiveNouns A Hillary of Pantsuits

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    #ModernCollectiveNouns A sprocket of Steampunks.

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    A serenity of meditators. #ModernCollectiveNouns

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    A "Connivance" of conspiracy theorists #ModernCollectiveNouns

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    #ModernCollectiveNouns A Sequence of Statisticians

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    An agglutination of linguists #ModernCollectiveNouns

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    A distraction of smartphones #ModernCollectiveNouns

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    a froth of baristas #ModernCollectiveNouns

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    A pedantry of Oxford commas #ModernCollectiveNouns

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    An interruption of mansplainers #ModernCollectiveNouns

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    #ModernCollectiveNouns A sitcom of presidential candidates.

    27. Welp!

    a murder of language #ModernCollectiveNouns

    Nice work, Language Twitter!

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