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27 Hilarious Words For Groups Of Things That Should Exist

An agglutination of linguists. Bless the #ModernCollectiveNouns hashtag.

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On Wednesday, Twitter users Eezeebee and Brett Fish Anderson started the hashtag #ModernCollectiveNouns with the account @AFrikkinHashtag, which hosts hashtag games every Wednesday.

A barrage of Segway riders? A swarm? Join @BrettFishA and @Eezeebee101 as we play #ModernCollectiveNouns

The hashtag actually originated way back in 2012, but picked up in earnest on March 30.

But Twitter users quickly jumped in with their own playful take on the collective nouns we actually need today...

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A vineyard of six second clips. #ModernCollectiveNouns

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#ModernCollectiveNouns A hypercorrection of prescriptivists. https://t.co/0z1uhtLNd4

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A shallow of Kardashians #ModernCollectiveNouns

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A Penmanship of Doctors #ModernCollectiveNouns

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A validation of selfies #ModernCollectiveNouns

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6.

A debt of graduates #ModernCollectiveNouns

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#ModernCollectiveNouns A seried of typos.

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A fraud of bankers #ModernCollectiveNouns

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#ModernCollectiveNouns A blur of opticians.

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A bulge of manspreaders #ModernCollectiveNouns

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#ModernCollectiveNouns A smug of Priuses.

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A literally of white girls #moderncollectivenouns

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An Irony of Hipsters #ModernCollectiveNouns

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A binge of Netflix subscribers #ModernCollectiveNouns

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#ModernCollectiveNouns A Judgement of Mothers

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#ModernCollectiveNouns A Hillary of Pantsuits

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#ModernCollectiveNouns A sprocket of Steampunks.

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A serenity of meditators. #ModernCollectiveNouns

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A "Connivance" of conspiracy theorists #ModernCollectiveNouns

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#ModernCollectiveNouns A Sequence of Statisticians

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An agglutination of linguists #ModernCollectiveNouns

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A distraction of smartphones #ModernCollectiveNouns

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a froth of baristas #ModernCollectiveNouns

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A pedantry of Oxford commas #ModernCollectiveNouns

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An interruption of mansplainers #ModernCollectiveNouns

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#ModernCollectiveNouns A sitcom of presidential candidates.

27. Welp!

a murder of language #ModernCollectiveNouns