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The Glorious And Eternal Battle Of DOG Vs. VACUUM

In the end, there can only be one. Kinda.

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Used by humans all over the world that desire nothing more than to destroy their dogs' psyches, these vacuums rob the floor of its rightful dust. Little known fact: vacuums are powered by the tears of children.*

The battle between these fierce enemies begins with the opening of the utility closet. The slow creaking of the doors' hinges serve as the vacuum's battle cry. "I WILL FIND YOU AND YOUR KIN," it cries.

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