Remember that the anger you feel is a result of your desire to make sense of what’s happening to you. You are wet and you are alone. It’s only natural to want to destroy those who have done this to you.
So the next time your human decides it’s bath time, think not of the terror you might be feeling, but the bravery and acceptance you will experience as you find peace with the water washing o’er you. And embrace the fluff. Always embrace the fluff.