Some Guy Named Chris Has Something To Say

You should meet him at 4pm with a soda to talk about it. Make sure you have at least 4+ hours to set aside for discussion.

So many questions. Has he been killing cats? What ARE those nuts in his candy bar? Does Chris have friends? Okay, we already know the answer to that last one.

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