Move Over Babies--These Elderly Animals Aren't Taking Any Crap.

    You want overwrought enthusiasm and undying affection? Go find a puppy. These guys have better things to do.

    This is Freyja, a pit bull/boxer mix that's getting on in years.

    Aldo would prefer to not disclose his age. Instead he'd rather lounge while listening to jazz.

    Trent knows why you're laughing. The lampshade looks like a hat. He gets it.

    Zoe's got some arthritis but she goes to the senior club to get her jitterbug on.

    Frankie's going deaf and he just won't admit it.

    Lucille insists on being carried outside. The grass bothers her paws.

    Ernie is sick of these goddamn kids on his goddamn lawn.

    Leonard is getting too old for this shit.

    Don is, frankly, fed up with the cats pooping in his grandkids' sandbox.

    Tom just wants a mature lady to enjoy some sunsets with.