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    Life Advice From Sloths

    Though slow, they are wise.

    1. Always eat your vegetables.

    And, uh, try to chew with your mouth closed.

    Optional: stay awake while eating said vegetables.

    2. Try not to get sloppy drunk in the middle of the road. Please.

    3. Remember that mushroom cuts are never, EVER, the answer.

    4. On the other hand, remember that googly eyes are always the answer.

    5. Acknowledge the finer things in life.

    6. Have pajama parties whenever possible.

    7. Always make oral hygiene a priority.

    As well as all-over hygiene.

    8. Dance like no one is watching.

    9. Snuggle like it's your last day on earth.

    10. Be a good listener.

    11. Don't be too proud to let someone help you when you need it.

    Remember that even the strongest among us need some help sometimes.

    12. Always keep in mind that there is nothing better than a bucket of sloths.

    13. Don't worry too much about what other people think.

    14. Make sure to set aside some time for yourself.

    15. And of course, remember the sloth motto: