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  1. Which Kardashian-Jenner-West-Disick are you most like?
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    Khloe
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    Kourtney
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    Kim
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    Kendall
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    Kris
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    Scott
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    Kylie
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    Kanye
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    North West
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    Penelope Disick
  2. What is your sexual aura
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    Dirty, dirty
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    Anal Hook Mommy
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    Passionate and Sensual
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    Silly, into sticking dollar store jewels on her partner's nipples and having intercourse on top of her childhood stuffed animals which is low key psycho of her
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    Sweet and Romantic
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    Empowered, usually has a higher sex drive than her partner which tbh is rly unfair bc she deserves it
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    Asks boys to spank and choke her, which makes them uncomfy bc they're usually dweebs
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    Down for most things, except doggy and bj bc it makes her feel demeaned and she's a strong powerful woman
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    Dominant and confident, would make a good dominatrix
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    Almost exclusively bangs drug dealers, down to have fun and kiss a lot of people but def not Megan bc GROSS
  3. Ideal Date
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    Pastabilities/DiGiorno and chill
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    Anything involving her bong and Main Moon as long as it doesn't involve putting in too much effort
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    McDicks Soirée and intimate moments on an OBX beach
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    Orgies in her Traphouse
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    Having her friends bring her and her lover $30 worth of McDicks in the quad to eat in bed
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    Political/Neuro deep conversations that turn passionate
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    Canoodling with her overjoyed formal date on the formal bus
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    Classic, romantic, candlelit home dinner in her Cheetah Robe
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    Enjoying the sexual tension between herself and her bf on 4th floor lib when they sit in cubes next to each other
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    A tall, dark, and handsome loverboy helping her remove glass from her foot
  4. Guilty Pleasure
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    Being Orange
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    Xanny Fam
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    Butt Stuff
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    Reality TV
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    Organizing her mason jars full of Kale
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    Feminist Rants
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    Being low key savage despite her sweet demeanor
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    Popping a qb while making eye contact w beta guys and dancing seductively after
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    Having every boy fight over her now that she's single
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    Doing really cute, thoughtful things for her friends and craft beer
  5. Upstate NY Restaurant
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    Chipotle
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    Not too picky, someone just feed me
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    Hibachi
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    Dunkin
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    Michael's
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    McDicks
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    Main Moon
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    Clubhouse
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    HWF, prob tofu melt
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    Absurdly expensive HWF Shiner salad
  6. What do you do after a night out?
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    Drunk eating the entire Kappa Kitchen while 3rd wheeling couples
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    Eating her leftover pot roast that she slow cooked earlier that day
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    Taking her extra adderal so she can stay up to order pizza to her bf's house
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    Disappears halfway through the night to go to DU to see bf
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    Sprinting home drunk from dt bc she lives much too far from everyone else
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    Texting everyone in the groupchat about how we're her girls
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    Usually last one out, hard to keep track of but usually can be found at JJs after hours or banging a townie she met at Taylor Lake after DKE til dawn
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    Snuggled up at home/tach facetiming her drunk bf
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    Hanging out at tach with da boys
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    Making sure all her friends got home safely and unwinding with Netlix
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