What's on your list?
"How gothic do you want to look this week?"
"There is no ready. There is only right here and right now."
"This ain't no bean patty."
“What’s a healthy amount? Like, a cookie a day keeps the doctor away?"
Hug? Handshake?? Wave???
"I don't even know if I can be 100% honest with myself!"
"But then he mentioned that my crush was going to be there and I was like, let me go get my makeup bag."
“Were my V’s that deep on The Bachelor?"
"Some people have deep set vaginas, though. I saw Mean Girls, I know about that."
“Right then and there I was like, this might be way more than I can handle in a relationship."