Oh for the love of… The *JOKE* is that Marshall’s making up a story with the other characters. Anyway, as an Asian (well, from the Indian subcontinent), I found it funny. Not truly up to par with other episodes, but still amusing.
I’m genuinely confused; why doesn’t he become a documented immigrant, or even better, a US Citizen?
Actually, the second part is basically what catholics are taught: sex is being open to procreation, within marriage, as an expression of love for each other.
I don’t understand why this is terrifying…
The mere fact of a gun, especially one used responsibly, should hardly be worrying in the slightest.
Another thing that’s important for students/initial earners is a Roth IRA. An oversimplified explanation is that while you pay tax on the money you put in now, you DON’T pay tax on it when you take it out. If, like many part time/entry-level workers you are in a low tax bracket now, it might be advantageous to pay now rather than later, when you will likely be earning a bit more.
This all depends on your personal situation of course.
Also, what I do is have my paycheck split (most employers with direct deposit can do this). In essence, 20% goes into my IRA (my income is low enough that I never have hit the max), 10% goes into a separate savings account, and the remainder goes into my normal account that’s linked to my checking. This way, I always have a small amount going to a dedicated emergency savings account.
Hope this helps!
Hidden in each of these photos are 100+ things that can kill you. (doesn’t change that fact that I want to go there)
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