You might be thinking, “how can any living human being NOT know Kylie?”. As one of the biggest superstars in the international pop community, Ms. Minogue has a parade of number 1 albums and singles under her belt (with a career spanning over 3 decades!). Once you hear that “I don’t know her” coming out of someone’s mouth, it is as if the entire universe collapses.
Now, you’d think everyone’s heard of ‘Can’t Get You Out of My Head’, right? And who in their right mind has not heard ‘Locomotion’? Well, it turns out that Americans have actually heard these classics, but THEY DON’T KNOW WHO SANG THEM!
As Kylie is busy prepping her 12th (yes 12th!) studio album, the release of her new single “Into the Blue” is almost upon us. Although it leaked on January 19th, 2014, the song is probably one of Kylie’s absolute best, and will keep us all on our feet for the rest of the year (and when “Into the Blue” is released, GET ON THAT aka stick that mutha on your music device, you’ll thank me later). It’s officially slated for a January 27th premiere.
So, as an international community, I feel it is our obligation to inform the United States of America that Kylie Minogue is the savior of the universe. Now, to aid in the addiction that will turn an entire nation into Kylie lovers, here is a very short list of some of Kylie’s greatest hits.
10. 1) “Can’t Get You Out of My Head” (2001)
11. 2) “Spinning Around” (2000)
12. 3) “Slow” (2003)
13. 4) “All The Lovers” (2010)
14. 5) “Come Into My World” (2001)
15. 6) “Confide In Me” (1994)
16. 7) “In My Arms” (2007)
17. 8) “What Kind of Fool (Heard All That Before)” (1992)
18. 9) “Hand On Your Heart” (1989)
19. 10) “Dreams” (1997)
These are just 10 of Kylie’s best (which there are loads and loads) and it is highly advisable that many hours are spent listening through this woman’s amazing catalogue of hits. Again, with the release of her 12th album in sight, let’s make Kylie not only the world’s reigning pop superstar, but the new sweetheart of America. Let’s dive “Into the Blue” with Ms. Minogue, and get her that US #1 single that she deserves. So America, give into peer pressure and hop on the Locomotion train with the rest of the world, you’ll be grateful you did.
- And no, people aren't drilling headphone jacks into their new iPhone 7's 📱❌