Response to "Rappin’ For Jesus" Is Hilarious:
So much whiteness, you could snort it.
Response to The Weird Denny’s Pop-Punk Experiment Of 2009:
Guys, don’t make fun of Jewel’s quesadilla. Her quesadilla is small I know, but it’s not yours, it is her own.
Response to Longest Word In The English Language Pronounced:
This word would be extremely useful when writing those damned five-page essays.
Response to Behold, The Justin Bieber Sex Doll:
I find the actual Biebs about as sexually stimulating as a toothbrush but I am fapping hardcore to the dude on the box.