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14 Things Only Fry Lovers Will Understand

Can I have a fry?

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1. You pick your friends based on their ketchup habits.

We won't even talk about the third type: the packet squeezer.
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We won't even talk about the third type: the packet squeezer.

2. You know the meaning of true harmony.

Salty, sweet, creamy, warm, cool.
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Salty, sweet, creamy, warm, cool.

3. But you also know the meaning of heartache.

You were good, crispy lil' buddies. But our time has ended much too soon.
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You were good, crispy lil' buddies. But our time has ended much too soon.

4. You know fries can be the perfect prop.

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5. You wish your newsfeed had more of these wedding photos.

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I promise to be true to you in good times and in bad, in ketchup and in gravy.

6. You lie awake at night thinking of the last fry in the box.

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Yes, all good things must come to an end, but does it have to end so soon?

7. But you feel pure ecstasy when you reach into the bag.

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πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ It's not even my birthday.

8. You high-key rep your fry love at all times.

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🍟 Fry socks, fry shirt, fry necklace, and fry skirt. 🍟

9. You try your best to make sure all your crispy yella fellas make it home safe.

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But you gotta snag a few on the way β€” you know, just to make sure they're still there.

10. You know how to immediately enhance your fries.

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Get some gravy and cheese curds and poutine them in your mouth!

11. You have a particular strategy when getting takeout with your squad.

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All right, and here are your fries. *eyes bag* And these are mine. Let's dig in!

12. You know that fries make everything better.

A nice little salty crunch to dance upon your tastebuds.
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A nice little salty crunch to dance upon your tastebuds.

13. Your mouth waters when you think of the warm, salty, crisp goodness that is World Famous Fries.

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14. You know the three beauties of the world: you, your country, your fries.

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And may no one come between you.

Celebrate your love of fries with McDonald’s Canada this #FRYDay.

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