Actual definition: A list of the available food for sale in a given establishment.

For indecisive people: A catalog of appealing adjectives designed to lure you in several opposing directions at the same time.

Actual definition: The best of a particular category.

For indecisive people: Simultaneously every band, movie, and book in existence.

Actual definition: Consecutive viewing of multiple episodes from a television series.

For indecisive people: A stage you've never reached because you're still trying to find the perfect show to watch.

Actual definition: A consistent path one takes to pursue professional goals.

For indecisive people: Becoming an astronaut, maybe.

Actual definition: A personal and permanent investment in one's future.

For indecisive people: Wait, did you say "permanent"?

Actual definition: A digital nickname used for online identification purposes.

For indecisive people: An excruciating exercise that forces you to distill your entire being into a simplified string of characters.

Actual definition: A response stating one's intentions regarding the attendance of an event.

For indecisive people: The source of severe internal conflict that only a monster would impose upon you.

Actual definition: Activities scheduled in advance.

For indecisive people: The things you can never make because you're too busy trying to make them.

Actual definition: A design eternally etched into one's skin with ink.

For indecisive people: Maybe the scariest prospect you can imagine (see "Commitment").

Actual definition: A midday meal.

For indecisive people: An impossible choice between endless types of food, all of which you crave equally.