1. Your alarm decides to awaken you with soft bird chirps and the swooshing sound of palm trees.
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2. The subway arrives right on time -- and the seats have become plush, reclining armchairs.
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3. A fashion photographer stops you to say you're gorgeous and asks if they can take your pic for their blog.
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4. Your boss shows up to work with a litter of puppies and insists you play with them for the rest of the day.
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5. You step outside for lunch, and your favorite band happens to be jamming in the park right nearby.
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6. When you get back, someone has installed a watercooler next to your desk. No more fountain runs!
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7. At the end of the day, your boss says you did such a great job puppysitting that you earned a raise and a promotion.
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8. And that you should probably take AT LEAST a week's vacation.
9. You walk by your favorite store, and everything is 75% off.
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10. On the way home, the celeb you totally worship sits down next to you...
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11. ...and they ask if you'd like to start traveling to work in their extra private jet, instead of the train.
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12. Then, armed with plenty of selfies and an autograph, you open the door to your house -- and your significant other has cleaned. EVERYTHING.
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