The Internet Reacts To Satoshi Nakamoto Denying He Invented Bitcoin

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Hahaha. #Nakamoto, you mysterious model train loving, non-bitcoin inventing gem you.

Anonymous@blackplans

Hahaha. #Nakamoto, you mysterious model train loving, non-bitcoin inventing gem you.

05:28 PM - 6 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

If Satoshi Nakamoto isn't lying, then he should go on Maury Povich to prove he's not the father of Bitcoin.

Troll Cat@2p2TrollCat

If Satoshi Nakamoto isn't lying, then he should go on Maury Povich to prove he's not the father of Bitcoin.

05:13 PM - 6 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

JUST IN: proof that satoshi nakamoto was not at his computer when the bitcoin creator posted about his real identity

noah kulwin@nkulw

JUST IN: proof that satoshi nakamoto was not at his computer when the bitcoin creator posted about his real identity

05:08 PM - 6 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

I like this AP photo of Dorian Prentice Satoshi Nakamoto, 64, better than the one everyone's tweeting.

Marcelo@ballve

I like this AP photo of Dorian Prentice Satoshi Nakamoto, 64, better than the one everyone's tweeting.

04:31 PM - 6 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Bitcoin founder mystery deepens: Will the real Satoshi Nakamoto please stand up? http://t.co/jP5oRCFPL3

NDTV Gadgets@NDTVGadgets

Bitcoin founder mystery deepens: Will the real Satoshi Nakamoto please stand up? http://t.co/jP5oRCFPL3

06:39 PM - 6 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Satoshi Nakamoto looks a bit puzzled by his doorsteping... Pic David McNew/Reuters #bitcoinchase

Jules Mattsson@julesmattsson

Satoshi Nakamoto looks a bit puzzled by his doorsteping... Pic David McNew/Reuters #bitcoinchase

11:44 AM - 6 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Aren't we all possibly Frank Sinatra's son and/or Satoshi Nakamoto

Matthew Zeitlin@MattZeitlin

Aren't we all possibly Frank Sinatra's son and/or Satoshi Nakamoto

06:56 PM - 6 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

#SatoshiNakamoto #LeaveSatoshiAlone http://t.co/3plbxKPY6b

Afton Almaraz@AftonAlmaraz

#SatoshiNakamoto #LeaveSatoshiAlone http://t.co/3plbxKPY6b

04:43 PM - 6 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

New lead on the Satoshi Nakamoto story

A @SeinfeldToday episode: George claims he is Satoshi Nakamoto, Kramer gets in Twitter debate w/ @pmarca, Newman takes up doxxing.

Morgan Brown@morganb

A @SeinfeldToday episode: George claims he is Satoshi Nakamoto, Kramer gets in Twitter debate w/ @pmarca, Newman takes up doxxing.

05:53 PM - 6 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

BREAKING: Dorian Nakamoto Is NOT Satoshi Nakamoto—Source: Satoshi Nakamoto

José Delgado@jl_delgado

BREAKING: Dorian Nakamoto Is NOT Satoshi Nakamoto—Source: Satoshi Nakamoto

05:23 PM - 6 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Satoshi Nakamoto sporting the first ever bitcoin wallet

Bitcoin@Bitcoin

Satoshi Nakamoto sporting the first ever bitcoin wallet

06:46 AM - 6 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

"it has lots of buttery taste." -- Satoshi Nakamoto, genius inventor of #Bitcoin. Or not. http://t.co/J4AAKL9oB0

Christopher David@MillennialChris

"it has lots of buttery taste." -- Satoshi Nakamoto, genius inventor of #Bitcoin. Or not. http://t.co/J4AAKL9oB0

07:21 PM - 6 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Then they ripped off Satoshi Nakamoto's mask and revealed he was a Shiba Inu all along. "Wow. Much meddling kids," he grumbled.

Miss O'Kistic@missokistic

Then they ripped off Satoshi Nakamoto's mask and revealed he was a Shiba Inu all along. "Wow. Much meddling kids," he grumbled.

05:01 PM - 6 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

This whole bitcoin thing is performance art. James Franco cooked it up on the General Hospital set. Nakamoto played by Shia LeBoeuf.

Julie Hyman@juleshyman

This whole bitcoin thing is performance art. James Franco cooked it up on the General Hospital set. Nakamoto played by Shia LeBoeuf.

06:03 PM - 6 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

I have a hot tip for @newsweek and @truth_eater. I know where Satoshi Nakamoto eats lunch. Here's my proof:

NickDe@nickdepetrillo

I have a hot tip for @newsweek and @truth_eater. I know where Satoshi Nakamoto eats lunch. Here's my proof:

05:18 PM - 6 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Newsweek has found a man named Elvis Presley living in Texas!

Bram Cohen@bramcohen

Newsweek has found a man named Elvis Presley living in Texas!

05:54 PM - 6 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Exclusive photo! Newsweek provides its first solid proof about Satoshi Nakamoto.

General Seven@GeneralSeven

Exclusive photo! Newsweek provides its first solid proof about Satoshi Nakamoto.

06:13 PM - 6 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

Bitcoin Founder Satoshi Nakamoto Attempts To Throw Up the Wu, Fails Miserably

Wu-Tang Financial@Wu_Tang_Finance

Bitcoin Founder Satoshi Nakamoto Attempts To Throw Up the Wu, Fails Miserably

11:31 AM - 6 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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