The Internet Reacts To Satoshi Nakamoto Denying He Invented Bitcoin

Let the memes begin.

Hahaha. #Nakamoto, you mysterious model train loving, non-bitcoin inventing gem you.

If Satoshi Nakamoto isn't lying, then he should go on Maury Povich to prove he's not the father of Bitcoin.

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I like this AP photo of Dorian Prentice Satoshi Nakamoto, 64, better than the one everyone's tweeting.

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Satoshi Nakamoto looks a bit puzzled by his doorsteping... Pic David McNew/Reuters #bitcoinchase

we're all satoshi nakamoto.

Aren't we all possibly Frank Sinatra's son and/or Satoshi Nakamoto

#SatoshiNakamoto #LeaveSatoshiAlone http://t.co/3plbxKPY6b

New lead on the Satoshi Nakamoto story

A @SeinfeldToday episode: George claims he is Satoshi Nakamoto, Kramer gets in Twitter debate w/ @pmarca, Newman takes up doxxing.

BREAKING: Dorian Nakamoto Is NOT Satoshi Nakamoto—Source: Satoshi Nakamoto

Satoshi Nakamoto sporting the first ever bitcoin wallet

"it has lots of buttery taste." -- Satoshi Nakamoto, genius inventor of #Bitcoin. Or not. http://t.co/J4AAKL9oB0

Then they ripped off Satoshi Nakamoto's mask and revealed he was a Shiba Inu all along. "Wow. Much meddling kids," he grumbled.

This whole bitcoin thing is performance art. James Franco cooked it up on the General Hospital set. Nakamoto played by Shia LeBoeuf.

I have a hot tip for @newsweek and @truth_eater. I know where Satoshi Nakamoto eats lunch. Here's my proof:

Newsweek has found a man named Elvis Presley living in Texas!

Exclusive photo! Newsweek provides its first solid proof about Satoshi Nakamoto.

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